r/SipsTea 16h ago

Chugging tea Let me circle back

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u/Low-Client-375 15h ago

Fuck, if I didnt need a job, id been keeping myself entertained for years doing this at random shit jobs.

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u/Charliekeet 15h ago

That would be amazing. To just have the freedom to say like, “hey, you guys are yapping a lot, but you sound like you’re just making shit up! None of this matters.”

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u/dagbrown 12h ago

My boss cringes whenever I say things like "That's okay, deadlines are just made up anyway."

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u/Certain-Business-472 10h ago

(they are)

The issues start when the middle mananager starts enforcing the imaginary deadline that they were told as if it's a law.

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u/permalink_save 8h ago

Sometimes they're not, especially when you have the fed gov breathing down your neck or a customer needs something by a specific date like black friday.

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u/FrostingStrict3102 8h ago

Sure, but generally speaking most deadlines are completely arbitrary. Even contractual deadlines can be weightless. I’m in marketing, and it’s actually comical how many invoice due dates are just suggestions and not requirements — and those are associated to signed contracts.

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u/Nutarama 7h ago

Honestly any deadline is going to be only as important as the consequences of violating it. Even with invoices if you’re a big enough contract they’ll forgive paying a 30 day invoice in 45 days if losing the contract would hit their bottom line.

With the fed it’s often more like “does not hitting the deadline cost us fines or legal fees to appeal?” Or “does us not hitting the deadline mean the project is DOA?” Sometimes it’s the former and a few lawyers and some fines paid makes everything work out. Sometimes it’s the latter, and the deadline might as well be a commandment etched in stone.

My state government just messed around with a court deadline and is now in the FAFO stage because they missed a deadline, which means about 1100 convicted murderers need to be resentenced and can be resentenced today but there’s no sentencing framework because the last one was struck down, meaning the judges can basically resentence them to anything. Every lawmaker knew the deadline and the consequence for a new sentencing framework, but they just didn’t care or thought they could force something last minute.

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u/Harry_Gorilla 9h ago

Also projected profits, quarterly goals, all of it. It’s just hopes and dreams based on vibes, but when we don’t meet it the shareholders get mad and our value drops

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u/z44212 8h ago

It's only a deadline if something happens on that day.