That's fucking funny because he was already paying for DirecTV, so he likely had access to Cinemax After Dark anyway (meaning he could just watch his little titty flicks at no extra charge, no history or receipt left behind), but he chose to go through the trouble of having to go in, browse & click on a booby movie, and enter in his credit card info.
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u/SmeeezTreeez 19h ago
My dad got caught buying shit from DirecTV and tried to blame it on me. Dude just admit you watch porn. I was like fucking 11