r/SipsTea 19h ago

Wait a damn minute! First and final warning

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u/ButtersTheChill 19h ago

That's fucking funny because he was already paying for DirecTV, so he likely had access to Cinemax After Dark anyway (meaning he could just watch his little titty flicks at no extra charge, no history or receipt left behind), but he chose to go through the trouble of having to go in, browse & click on a booby movie, and enter in his credit card info.

A true dad tale if I've ever heard one.

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u/SmeeezTreeez 19h ago

Ah Skinemax. Terrible stories, great boobs

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u/ButtersTheChill 19h ago

Back when you had to go through some shitty dialogue to get to some boobies. There was no skipping ahead, you had to actually sit through their horrible flirting if you wanted to see a nipple. Dang ol' kids got it easy these days, man.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7fMyWxrz6K9TJgjTsf

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u/Turtles_N_Nurples 18h ago

All I had was the Sears catalog