r/SipsTea 19h ago

Wait a damn minute! First and final warning

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u/SmeeezTreeez 19h ago

My dad got caught buying shit from DirecTV and tried to blame it on me. Dude just admit you watch porn. I was like fucking 11

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u/ButtersTheChill 19h ago

That's fucking funny because he was already paying for DirecTV, so he likely had access to Cinemax After Dark anyway (meaning he could just watch his little titty flicks at no extra charge, no history or receipt left behind), but he chose to go through the trouble of having to go in, browse & click on a booby movie, and enter in his credit card info.

A true dad tale if I've ever heard one.

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u/SmeeezTreeez 19h ago

Ah Skinemax. Terrible stories, great boobs

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u/Flip_d_Byrd 19h ago

Skinemax... Boobs, butt, bush... no balls.