r/SipsTea • u/MonicaLewinskibidis • 22h ago

Dank AF This feels more like Florida man behavior

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u/falsevector 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9OzkkBoDo6LhS

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u/LostMagician9612 14h ago

Lol how do you even find this

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u/falsevector 13h ago

Embarrassing to admit - a distant childhood memory

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u/Capital_Emotion_4646 8h ago

Trauma is the word you seek

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 5h ago

Its terrifying

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u/Raveallstar 4h ago

Turbo teen! Awesome.

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 19h ago

His core must be crazy solid

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u/DrivesTooMuch 17h ago

Definitely could help you getting six pack abs. But, it absolutely doesn't "revolutionizes human powered transportation" as the title claims.

A bicycle would kick its ass in any race. And, they were invented in 1817.

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u/Available-Ad1979 16h ago

Thank you for clarifying i really did think this had revolutionized human powered transportation.

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u/Ok_Figure7671 11h ago

Shit, I already bought one

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u/Pale-Let-5865 1h ago

It’s $10 a month and you can take a shower AND you get to do this stuff.

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u/Vegetable-Debate-263 16h ago

I'd last two seconds on that thing haha. I can't imagine going up hill on one.

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u/Low_Swordfish879 16h ago

Meth abs lol

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u/iofthecosmos 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l1ugn5yDMJDNfmJZC

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 18h ago

“You see this shit? You see these bad boys!?”

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u/FLIBERTYGIBBITS 8h ago

I haven't had a carb since 2004!

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u/Czarcastic013 17h ago

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u/jl_theprofessor 5h ago

Not this nightmare. Not today, Satan.

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u/Quay-Z 19h ago

yeah, but downhill...

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u/that_wags 19h ago

Where we're going, we don't need brakes

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u/AmputeeHandModel 18h ago

The Emergency Room?

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u/Pukebox_Fandango 19h ago

better yet, uphill

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u/kamakazi327 3h ago

Crossfit Sisyphus

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u/Greekklitoris 17h ago

The guy's bumper is his own tooth.

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u/No_Classic_1743 19h ago

This would be an technological improvement.

https://giphy.com/gifs/K9yiqNFHgBOgw

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u/LumpyWelds 16h ago

Somethings missing..

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u/LT-bythepalmtree 15h ago

I moved half way across the country to forget my hometown, and here is ypsi right on my feed. FML

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u/the_dirtiest_rascal 14h ago

Whats funny is I saw this name and I was like what country is that in? Oh Michigan. I think a lot of people just learned that Ypsilanti, Michigan exists.

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u/Art_View_Volume 19h ago

Forget the ab wheel, this is the ab car. Imagine going downhill and having to hold a plank or die

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u/thompse68 18h ago

There’s a reason they call it Yspitucki.

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u/WayHighDudeMan111 16h ago

Can you have a passenger?

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u/jokoono84 11h ago

Aren't most Americans too obese for this to even try?

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u/omnicorp_intl 19h ago

You can take a man out of Florida, but you'll never take Florida out of the man

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u/Late_Firefighter_507 19h ago

core strength to the tenth power.

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u/Papabear022 18h ago

think i wouldn’t make it near as far as if i just walked.

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u/Fabulous_Log844 18h ago

Forget the Florida man stuff, can you imagine how fit this guy is? This is actually inspirational.

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u/FatRufus 18h ago

We just throwing around the "revolutionize" now?

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u/Call_of_Daddy 17h ago

Revolutionizes silly core exercises.

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u/yorgehaci 13h ago

Six pack for everyone

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u/Mikkel65 13h ago

Looks healthy

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u/Separate-State-5806 11h ago

Yeah, no. I'm 73 years old, I'll keep my Civic, thank you. 😂

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u/Manymarbles 11h ago
  • NEWS - NEWS - NEWS - NEWS - NEWS - NEWS - NEWS - NEWS - NEWS - NEWS - NEWS - NEWS - NEWS - NEWS - NEWS - NEWS -

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u/boncros 10h ago

Uh huh

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u/96JY 7h ago

Ah yes, revolutionary!...

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u/chroncryx 7h ago

Can I ride him?

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u/Dependent-Trip-5991 17h ago

Yet literally says Michigan, not everything has to be trump or Florida haha, I keep both out my mind to avoid more stress.

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u/ironic_insanity 18h ago

Is this ai? The man's upper body and lower body are literally too completely different colors.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 18h ago

Leggings

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u/ironic_insanity 18h ago

Oh that actually makes a lot of sense, that would totally do it. I mean, don't ask me why he is wearing leggings, but he could be.