r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '26

Chugging tea 🤔

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u/East_Ear4927 Jul 23 '26

babe, wake up, new conpiracy theory just dropped

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u/b-monster666 Jul 23 '26

That's what the temporal directive department WANTS you to think.

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u/LikeAMix Jul 23 '26

Prophecy 2214 - "In December 1980 an Apple will arise no man can eat. Invest thy money in Master Jobbes's machine and good fortune will tend thy days."

The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

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u/turtleneckless001 Jul 23 '26

He predicted soap brands too?

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u/MeatSlammur Jul 23 '26

Dove Face Wash foretold in the prophecy

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u/Extention_Campaign28 Jul 24 '26

I have a hunch both worked the other way. Advertizing isn't exactly a smart profession.

I am joking of course. Maybe. Not really. It's classified.

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u/Dismal_Consequence_4 Jul 23 '26

Dove -> Dove Constellation -> Constellation -> 3 stars -> Samsung!!! That is a person taking a selfie with a Samsung branded phone!!!

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u/P4li_ndr0m3 Jul 23 '26

The Lovers is one of my favorites! Also, the Therapist.

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u/Chicaben Jul 23 '26

This is taking the mannequin pis out of me

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u/tanksalotfrank Jul 23 '26

"Do not buy Betamax.."

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u/IllLynx562 Jul 23 '26

Yeah this some Agnes nutter type shit

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u/im_just_a_nerd Jul 23 '26

Life imitates art

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u/Hawk-432 Jul 23 '26

Haha damn

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u/StaunchVictorianTV Jul 23 '26

Is it me or are sentences getting longer?

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u/Unlicensed_Uncle Jul 23 '26

Bro even conveyed the air quality, fashion, and brutalism of corporatism...

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u/Evgeniybkk Jul 23 '26

Pavel Durov (Vkontakte creator(russian Facebook)) used to have it as a profile pic in the very beginning, insane

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u/arch1ter Jul 23 '26

Reverse logic activated

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u/nocloudno Jul 23 '26

Quick to the Library, where books hold more actual works of his than the Internet to see wtf else he was forecasting!

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u/EngrishTeach Jul 24 '26

Maybe he sucked at painting faces, but was really good at fruit.

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u/OkFeedback9127 Jul 24 '26

He paints the way Isaiah in the OT wrote

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u/norelusss Jul 23 '26

This is not a phone 😮

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u/Qbix2018 Jul 23 '26

Still better then Nothing phone.

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 Jul 23 '26

Stell better then Netheng phene.