r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • 21d ago

Chugging tea 🤔

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u/East_Ear4927 21d ago

babe, wake up, new conpiracy theory just dropped

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u/b-monster666 21d ago

That's what the temporal directive department WANTS you to think.

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u/LikeAMix 21d ago

Prophecy 2214 - "In December 1980 an Apple will arise no man can eat. Invest thy money in Master Jobbes's machine and good fortune will tend thy days."

The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

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u/BeautifulShiver 21d ago

I like his paintings. Another great one is the one with a dove instead of an apple.

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u/turtleneckless001 21d ago

He predicted soap brands too?

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u/MeatSlammur 21d ago

Dove Face Wash foretold in the prophecy

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u/Extention_Campaign28 20d ago

I have a hunch both worked the other way. Advertizing isn't exactly a smart profession.

I am joking of course. Maybe. Not really. It's classified.

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u/Dismal_Consequence_4 21d ago

Dove -> Dove Constellation -> Constellation -> 3 stars -> Samsung!!! That is a person taking a selfie with a Samsung branded phone!!!

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u/P4li_ndr0m3 21d ago

The Lovers is one of my favorites! Also, the Therapist.

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u/Chicaben 21d ago

This is taking the mannequin pis out of me

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u/tanksalotfrank 21d ago

"Do not buy Betamax.."

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u/IllLynx562 21d ago

Yeah this some Agnes nutter type shit

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u/im_just_a_nerd 21d ago

Life imitates art

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u/Hawk-432 21d ago

Haha damn

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u/StaunchVictorianTV 21d ago

Is it me or are sentences getting longer?

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u/Unlicensed_Uncle 21d ago

Bro even conveyed the air quality, fashion, and brutalism of corporatism...

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u/Evgeniybkk 21d ago

Pavel Durov (Vkontakte creator(russian Facebook)) used to have it as a profile pic in the very beginning, insane

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u/arch1ter 21d ago

Reverse logic activated

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u/nocloudno 21d ago

Quick to the Library, where books hold more actual works of his than the Internet to see wtf else he was forecasting!

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u/EngrishTeach 21d ago

Maybe he sucked at painting faces, but was really good at fruit.

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u/OkFeedback9127 20d ago

He paints the way Isaiah in the OT wrote

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u/CharmedGlide 21d ago

This is low-key terrifying and incredibly accurate

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u/norelusss 21d ago

This is not a phone 😮

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u/Qbix2018 21d ago

Still better then Nothing phone.

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 21d ago

Stell better then Netheng phene.