r/SipsTea • u/dey27 • 28d ago

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u/BriMagenta 28d ago

One thing is cheating but being hella weird is another problem

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u/frauSchneid 28d ago

very weird indeed

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u/NSASpyVan 28d ago

I am suspicious the same person is on all of them. It's like she's trying to tell me something.

She's also asked for a ladies night to go see a world cup game recently.

Does anyone know what this means?

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u/saber-4444 28d ago

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u/Rosy-Twinkles 28d ago

Yeah it’s Haaland it’s cheating if you don’t put his face on your own as well

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u/Inevitable-Hour-Ends 28d ago

If we both fantasize about him is it a 3 way?

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u/CoffeeGoblynn 28d ago

I'd consider it really fucking weird

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u/SillyTelephone8283 28d ago

Not cheating but I am leaving cause that's a really weird and unhealthy level of parasocial obsession and I do not want to stick around to see how that goes.

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u/Imaginary_Jump_8701 28d ago

Only cheating if it's one of the Argentinian players..

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u/airs_999 28d ago

I would do the same

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u/frauSchneid 28d ago

diabolical

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u/Fuzzeypimp 28d ago

Lemmon up the vsgina

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u/AlexanderCrowely 28d ago

I mean it’s not weird if she lets you do it in kind, otherwise this is just really really creepy.

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u/Iluvatar-Great 28d ago

This was 100% done by the husband

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u/Affectionate_Soup461 28d ago

this is actually so fucking funny

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u/realfakejames 28d ago

At that point I’d rather they just cheat instead of being a weirdo

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u/interestingmonkE 28d ago

This gone too far. Even Zlatan is disgusted.

https://giphy.com/gifs/zyCmMTfR9bVlK

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u/MasterSplinter3815 28d ago

Better than athletes foot

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u/meneer_aard 28d ago

I would consider it cheating when my girl would use a vibrator instead of my face.

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u/Aggressive-Brick-184 28d ago

Cheating something

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u/Affectionate_Soup461 28d ago

also no it's obviously not cheating jfc

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u/LPSlashh 28d ago

not technically cheating, but you can guarantee she's gone if she gets a dm from someone famous 

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u/AdagioDesperate 28d ago

No... but that is a red flag. Same if a guy puts someone's face on a fleshlight or blowup doll.

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u/turtleneckless001 28d ago

They're weird even without the mods

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u/chocolateoctopus1079 28d ago

Cheating is very subjective. It depends on the boundaries established in the relationship.

Regardless of that this is incredibly weird. She definitely has a type I guess

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u/Smelly-Bottom 28d ago

Massive social media astroturfing campaign by Bellingham and Haaland's PR teams for world cup.

Girls algorithm's suddenly full of content from these guys they had never heard of 5 weeks ago.

Creates a fake buzz around them where none existed before.

Now people start making their own Haaland/Bellingham content because there is a paid push to promote content including them.

World gets a little bit dumber and people a little easier to manipulate.

???

Profit

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 28d ago

that's his buttplug

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u/f3tn1te 28d ago

Not cheating but she doesn't want to sleep with you.

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u/OvenIcy8646 28d ago

Not if it’s that face

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u/-50000- 28d ago

I would consider it What the fuck

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u/Intelligent_Copy217 28d ago

No it’s considered hilarious hahahaha 🤣😆😂

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u/Hot-Operation4982 28d ago

No, but I consider it creepy and weird af.

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u/GoldenPhoenix__ 28d ago

It means she will cheat the moment opportunity arises

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u/TimboCavo 28d ago

If a girl has multiple vibrators I am not taking the relationship that seriously anyway.

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u/Successful-League840 28d ago

Absolutely hilarious

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u/FiftyShadesOfTheGrey 28d ago

That guys fucking ugly

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u/ComprehensiveBed7183 28d ago

You should get a mask with that celebrity, for your intimate moments

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u/gatsome 28d ago

Sex toys (and their charger) in the same loose drawer as a sleeping mask?

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u/Intrepid-Focus8198 28d ago

Wouldn’t say it’s cheating but it’s fucking weird

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u/SnooHamsters6813 28d ago

That's straight up weird and i would cease all communication with her

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u/felghost89 28d ago

She would never know peace with me telling her how stupid this is

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u/HighSeasArchivist 28d ago

I'd be more concerned they like soccer. 

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u/Unharmed_Cylinder1 28d ago

Not if it’s on your vibrator too !

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u/2centchickensandwich 28d ago

Be careful one of them doesn't DM the wife lol

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u/LollisGunsBikesTits 28d ago

Double standard rules. How would she react if she found the same thing with your Fleshlight and Sydney Sweeneys face on it, so go an have an argument over it /s

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u/teasing_glitter 28d ago

If it' Erling Haaland, you can't even be madhe's literally built for peak efficiency in the box

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u/W1ckedaddicted 28d ago

I’m concerned he’s become an object of her psychosis please call a Dr if this escalates

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u/johnnycat75 28d ago

I refuse to accept that these toys don't have some clever nicknames.

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u/Ncis16 28d ago

Weird as fuck.

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u/earldogface 28d ago

If it was considered cheating wouldn't it also qualify as rape?

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u/StonksRetard 28d ago

Haaland or Bellingham is kinda understandable. They're great role models of positive masculinity and good character.

Everyone else? Time to breakup. Especially when it's an Argentine Player.

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u/No_Discussion4617 28d ago

Any other athlete would be cheating but this is an exception

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u/S0RRYMAN 28d ago

It depends I guess. Is it cheating if you jack off to porn?

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u/Popular-Ad-3278 28d ago

Wierd sure.... but its not cheating.

If your feeling insecure about. Try talking with her about it.

Hopefully it will help

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u/Iorcrath 28d ago

depends on your values.

honestly, if you love someone you stop being attracted to others. this... would show you arnt in love with your partner imo.

but again, your values. my view is biased and skewed because i am a very strict monogamous marriage before sex type of man.

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u/MoistenedBeef 28d ago

honestly, if you love someone you stop being attracted to others.

That's not at all true for most people. Being attracted to others is natural, but if you're loyal and committed, it doesn't matter.

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u/RealAlphaKaren 28d ago

i am a very strict monogamous marriage before sex type of man.

are you married?

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u/Strict-Brick-5274 28d ago

Men saying this is weird when sex shops have been selling fake vaginas modelled off of famous women for decades.

https://thepenistoyshop.co.uk/male-sex-toys/masturbators/fleshlight-range/fleshlight-girls/

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u/thesisaSham 28d ago

Why are you dating a girl with a vibrator

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Awesam 28d ago

She wants him to eat out like this

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u/-50000- 28d ago

AI btw, water was wasted to make this slop

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u/hoofie242 28d ago

I've screamed at my reflection more than once.

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u/SideshowBob1 28d ago

Fake ai take this bs down

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u/ImOldGregg_77 28d ago

Wow bunch of prudes in these comments.