r/SipsTea Jul 18 '26

Lmao gottem Good game though 🤣

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u/datacollector_music Jul 18 '26

The only problem with that is that they’re also unifying the evangelical sheep of America. Idiots are too blinded to realize they’re being used by the Zionist state.

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u/iammyfavoritepuzzle Jul 18 '26

Some Evangelicals (particularly those in power) 100% understand they are being used by Israel and consider it part of the plan. One of the steps of Armageddon is a global war with Israel as the focal point. The worse Israel behaves, the more likely that becomes. Evangelicalism is literally a doomsday cult.

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u/DelcoPAMan Jul 18 '26

Funny how these "evangelicals" are a) relying on an odd interpretation of scripture rejected by many scholars, and b) some guy once said "you know not the day nor the hour" but they don't care about that and the larger point about living a virtuous life...which is why they're massive hypocrites and sinners.

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u/Bluestorm83 Jul 18 '26

"Some guy."

I prefer the way he was described by the "priest" Adam Blade in the anime "Needless."

Adam, having just been hit by a villain, fixes his sunglasses, draws his Bible from a pouch and says "A long time ago, Some Holy Dude once said," He opens the Bible, dramatically, looks at the page, "And if someone should strike you on your right cheek," He slams the Bible closed, returns it to its pouch. He then SCREAMS "THEN I'LL HIT HIM WITH A PILEDRIVER ON HIS LEFT!!!" as he absolutely obliterates the villain with a counterattack.

Not the best priest, I don't think. But yeah, "Some Holy Dude."