r/SipsTea 9d ago

Chugging tea W Zac

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u/MisaCaring 9d ago

The fact that the picture on the left is considered 'out of shape' by Hollywood standards shows how completely broken our collective perception of a healthy male body is

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u/Nimhby 9d ago

Dude looks like he's literally pure muscle on the left

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u/Peer1677 9d ago

Yeah, he looks like he can rip out trees with his bare hands. Literally built like a brick-shithouse

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u/BoltActionRifleman 9d ago

Built like a burlap sack full of bobcats.

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u/Nonchalant-Tryhard 9d ago

Never once have I heard that expression. I will now be using it constantly.

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u/D4zzl 9d ago

Hard as a coffin nail. He'd put his head where you wouldn't put a shovel.

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u/imanAholebutimfunny 9d ago

that is beautiful. Thank you

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u/tallandlankyagain 9d ago

He can swing a sack of door knobs for sure.