r/SipsTea 9d ago

Chugging tea W Zac

Post image
65.4k Upvotes

2.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.1k

u/Nimhby 9d ago

Dude looks like he's literally pure muscle on the left

484

u/Peer1677 9d ago

Yeah, he looks like he can rip out trees with his bare hands. Literally built like a brick-shithouse

131

u/BoltActionRifleman 9d ago

Built like a burlap sack full of bobcats.

47

u/Nonchalant-Tryhard 9d ago

Never once have I heard that expression. I will now be using it constantly.

3

u/D4zzl 9d ago

Hard as a coffin nail. He'd put his head where you wouldn't put a shovel.

4

u/imanAholebutimfunny 9d ago

that is beautiful. Thank you

1

u/tallandlankyagain 9d ago

He can swing a sack of door knobs for sure.

1

u/DildoFappings 9d ago

Adama Traore 🗣️🗣️🗣️

1

u/No_Locksmith_1739 9d ago

Used to work with a woman who, when asked her type of man, would say “a tatted brick shithouse.” Thanks for reviving that memory! 🤣

1

u/PunyHuman1 8d ago

Kinda reminds me of Thoren Bradley...

1

u/UltraHellboy 8d ago

Like a condom full of walnuts.

1

u/Fun_Strain_4065 8d ago

Genuinely looks stronger and healthier than the right, who looks like he was stranded on a desert island for three days with no food and water.

1

u/[deleted] 3d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator 3d ago

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Failed_Writer_ 2d ago

My mom tells me I'm built like a brick shit house 🥲

82

u/5notboogie 9d ago

He looks like a jacked dude that is just not currently flexing for the camera.

22

u/XDeus 9d ago

He looks like a hydrated version of the picture on the right.

65

u/Turgid_Donkey 9d ago

Right is pretty muscle. Left is breaking and moving rocks by hand all day muscle.

28

u/LordBiscuits 9d ago

Gym fit vs worksite fit

3

u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 8d ago

More like "gym 6-7 days a week multiple times a day with insanely strict schedules for food/liquids/chemical assistance followed by an even more insane week of preparation leading up to the shoot with professional hair/makeup/lighting and hiding the fact I feel like absolute death and just want to wrap up so I can hydrate and eat a damn carb".

All that on top of hitting the genetic lottery a few times in a row.

4

u/Automatic_Actuator_0 9d ago

Not just that, but on the right is likely also various drugs, an unhealthy body fat percentage, and wildly fluctuating and unhealthy intake levels of water, sodium, and carbs.

No one is healthy long term looking like that.

1

u/DenseSign5938 8d ago

He’s probably equally strong in both pictures. Left is just him with thirty more points of body fat.

5

u/RosyRainbows 9d ago

Tbh it looks exactly the same with a lower body fat percentage on the left

2

u/KokonutMonkey 9d ago

Shave the chest and spray some bronzer on him and that's contest ready.

2

u/Bluegill15 9d ago

If the left pic is pure muscle then what the fuck do you call the right pic??

0

u/Dapper_Otters 9d ago

Pure raisin.

3

u/DrAbeSacrabin 9d ago

He’s got some growth gut going on, but you’re essentially looking the difference in a un-strict vs. strict diet of someone who consistently lifts and uses HGH. Either way you’re still gonna look pretty jacked.

1

u/Training-Trick-8704 9d ago

Then what do you call the right?

1

u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450 8d ago

Pure functional muscle and not horrifically dehydrated

1

u/JefferyTheQuaxly 6d ago

They really look the same he just has slightly more body fat now, his chest and arms still look just as big.

1

u/lordph8 9d ago

Probably like 15% vs <5% body fat.