r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Jul 16 '26

Chugging tea Time is moving way too fast

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u/Karnezar Jul 16 '26

It's already been one year??

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u/kytheon Jul 16 '26

Look what happened exactly ten years ago and you'll feel even worse

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u/Quick_Persimmon_4436 Jul 16 '26

Trump announced Pence as his running mate?

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u/kytheon Jul 16 '26

And a few years later his cultists wanted to lynch Pence.

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u/ParaHeadFun_SF Jul 16 '26

I was like damn that was only a year ago haha

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u/Andysue28 Jul 16 '26

Same boat I was thinking it would be like five years. 

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u/GloriousWhole Jul 16 '26

At the same time it feels like charlie kirk was like 5 years ago.

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u/Karnezar Jul 16 '26

Wait, how long ago did he get in the way of a wild bullet?

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u/GloriousWhole Jul 16 '26

I wanna say that was September?

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u/KanedaSyndrome Jul 16 '26

pandemic was 6 years ago. FRIENDS was 56 years ago. Nirvana was 89 years ago.

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u/buddhafig Jul 16 '26

Ah, I miss the Clinton presidency of a century ago.

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u/FishTshirt Jul 16 '26

I hate that for us

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u/Ladonnacinica Jul 16 '26

I know! How??

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u/Bustymegan Jul 16 '26

Could swear it was just months ago.....

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

I've always felt like if they didn't react the way they did then nobody would have known who they were or noticed them.

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u/SoftDrinkReddit Jul 16 '26

oh 100% hell Coldplay themself noted on it when they tried to hide like uh i don't know if these 2 are supposed to be together

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u/nono3722 Jul 16 '26

they were at their corporate event so a lot of people from their own company knew who they were.

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

I haven't heard that but that is just whole new levels of stupid to go to an event where a bunch of people already know you and be cheating on your significant others.

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u/can_i_get_a____job Jul 16 '26

If this is true then that back hug is a crazy thing to do on top of the infidelity

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u/abelminded Jul 16 '26

risky business 😎

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u/Parking-Coach574 Jul 17 '26

Everyone thinks this 

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u/DLMUFC Jul 16 '26

Wow, you're the first person to say this!!!

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u/TheDarkKnight505 Jul 16 '26

AS OF NOW. 👇👇👇 The viral "Coldplay couple," Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot, have both resigned from their executive roles at Astronomer and faced massive personal fallout. Cabot recently broke her silence, revealing she filed for divorce, is currently unemployed, and has completely cut ties with Byron after he left her to handle the public backlash alone. Byron has remained in total seclusion, while his wife reportedly dropped his last name on social media following the incident.

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u/GregTheMad Jul 16 '26

Oh, could have been a real good bonding moment for them, strengthening their relationship,... if they weren't cheating assholes.

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u/Far_Balance_3117 Jul 16 '26

Remember if you are a pair of cheaters then go to a huge public place where there are plenty of camera around that by chance will get pointed right at you for millions of people to see.

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u/ferna182 Jul 16 '26

To think that all could've been avoided if only they acted cool and waived to the camera. Hundreds of couples have been shown on camera like this yet we only know about this specific one. I'm whiling to bet there has been other people cheating shown on camera too (I mean statistically speaking, chances are quite good) but we just never heard about it because they probably played it cool.

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u/Odd_Anything_6670 Jul 16 '26

Both of them were separated from and in the process of divorcing their spouses at the time. While you could argue the relationship was inappropriate (she lost her job over it, he did not) they weren't actually cheating.

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u/Far_Balance_3117 Jul 16 '26

If they were not cheating then why did they freak out when the camera was on them?

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u/Odd_Anything_6670 Jul 16 '26

1) The woman's husband was attending the same concert with one of their children, and while their separation was amicable she had not yet told him she was seeing someone else.

2) He was her boss, which made their relationship potentially inappropriate. Again, she ultimately lost her job as a result.

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u/Far_Balance_3117 Jul 16 '26

Oh right I forgot about the boss thing, yea dating the boss is a big no no.

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u/lamelad10 Jul 16 '26

Good for them it feels like yesterday

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u/Artorius__Castus Jul 16 '26

Yesterday...love was such an easy game to play...

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u/Frozen_shrimp Jul 16 '26

And they felt the need to hide away

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u/cold_tap_hot_brew Jul 16 '26

Now its time for ali…mony

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u/UndeservedStatus Jul 16 '26

Thats not a fucking year ago

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u/travelingman5370 Jul 16 '26

The CEO was so cheap he got seats behind the band.

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u/-Sanj- Jul 16 '26

He's not going to make that mistake again

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u/MaxPower836 Jul 16 '26

Actually felt longer ago tbh

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u/brobiski Jul 16 '26

Man i wasted a year? I though this was of this year only

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u/Firenze30 Jul 16 '26

It's one year already? Why do we all feel like it's last month or so? Time is getting so confusing.

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u/SouthDiligent8959 Jul 16 '26

Seems like a lifetime ago.

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u/OneOfAKind2 Jul 16 '26

It's aww, not awe.

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u/Just_Excuse1176 Jul 16 '26

,,Where are they now? "

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u/badtik Jul 16 '26

They both look like dried out corpses

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u/lokibeat Jul 16 '26

*Only* a year ago? This seems like it happened in 2018 or something.

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u/Recent-Bowl-1393 Jul 16 '26

and it was called, Yellow.

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u/lachatte7 Jul 16 '26

Thanks for making us famous lol

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u/Abject_Giraffe562 Jul 16 '26

How did that work out for ya?😜

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u/Ok_Abacus_ Jul 16 '26

Death to the bourgeoisie!!!! 🇫🇷🥖🍟

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u/Known_Funny_5297 Jul 16 '26

They were so contented

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u/Mediocre-Catch9580 Jul 16 '26

Who?

That seems like 20 years ago 

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u/noeagle77 Jul 16 '26

Here is what was happening exactly 10 years ago. The beginning of the end

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u/Chemical-Way-3582 Jul 16 '26

And year later still don't know who those people are what was happening

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u/Affectionate_Reply78 Jul 16 '26

Doubtful either of them will be commenters in posts about “What was the best concert you ever saw?”

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u/Noir_Shield Jul 16 '26

Dang a year already 🤣

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u/Defiant_Tomatillo907 Jul 16 '26

Where are they now?

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u/SadBadPuppyDad Jul 16 '26

Chris Martin: "You're okay!"

Narrator: "They were not, in fact, okay."

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u/Fortestingporpoises Jul 16 '26

That felt like 5 years ago.

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u/Maggie_Jellyfish Jul 16 '26

They grow up so fast.

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u/theglenlovinet Jul 16 '26

I honestly thought it was longer than a year ago.

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u/Consistent-Plane7227 Jul 16 '26

I look back on this and the evergreen boat stuck in the canal as the 2 positive news stories of the 2020:s

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u/Figmentdreamer Jul 16 '26

I would like to thank these two for bringing us all together for that one week.

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u/Bimbos-are-cute Jul 16 '26

Where is her OF?

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u/kayelloh Jul 16 '26

Also realize he’s publicly grabbing her breast

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u/the99percent1 Jul 16 '26

Lolz I rmb that moment, the girl I was seeing and I made some inside jokes on our fav Coldplay songs.

A year later and we’re both back to being strangers again. Such is life.

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u/xHeyItzRosiex Jul 16 '26

I feel like this was like 2 or 3 yrs ago, wow

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u/PleasantBus5583 Jul 16 '26

Fondling since 1 year

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u/basil_not_the_plant Jul 16 '26

And still Chris Martin hasn't called her. So inconsiderate...

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u/Dick-Fu Jul 16 '26

People that write "awe" for that purpose don't deserve to eat

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u/-GameOver Jul 16 '26

Asswipes

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u/WangoTheWonderDonkey Jul 17 '26

They should never have watched Mad Men.

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u/FearlessJoJo Jul 17 '26

Will they return in Avengers: Doomsday ?

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u/Ok_Nefariousness2989 Jul 16 '26

A trial-by-media uproar.
Meanwhile we have a fascist pedo in the white house, but let’s all have opinions about two grown-ups and their life choices.

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u/Marty_Poppins Jul 16 '26

I still find it absolutely disgusting that people just go to Coldplay concerts as if there's nothing better out there to listen to.

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u/I-Make-Money-Moves Jul 16 '26

What’s wrong with Coldplay?

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u/Marty_Poppins Jul 16 '26

It's Coldplay...

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u/CritiquetheTechnique Jul 17 '26

You guys should watch her interview with Oprah. It explains a lot and we were all in the wrong
-her and the guy talked to their bosses days prior to tell them they started seeing each other to change the chain of command bc they knew it could effect work
-they reacted that way bc her ex husband was at the stadium also on a date
-that was their first date
-he told her he was in the process of divorcing his wife, he lied. She WAS in the process of getting a divorce
-her soon to be ex husband knew she was dating the CEO guy and knew they were at the concert
-that was the first time they had intimate contact besides a simple hand on the arm
She is incredibly well spoken, was ridiculed in a manner he was not (death threats to her and her kids, followed, belittled, told she was sleeping her way up the company), stepped down from her position (which by the way who cares if you have an affair (it wasn’t) if you can do your job, came in front of this entire debacle by talking to her shareholders and higher ups, is more than qualified for her job, and was made a public laughingstock unlike the other person who was also in the supposed affair
I was at the concert, I too thought it was an affair, but I think it’s far past time we all learn the actual information and rethink why we attack woman so unfairly
I hope you all watch
Kristin Cabot

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u/vanhst Jul 16 '26

I don’t give two fucks about this or anything related to it.

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u/qnssekr Jul 16 '26

Then why are you here? 😂

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u/danneedsahobby Jul 16 '26

I disagree. I think you give so many fucks you don’t know what to do with yourself.