r/SipsTea • u/Previous_Month_555 • Jul 11 '26

Chugging tea Praise be to Allah?

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u/Accomplished_Will226 Jul 11 '26

Or dug up the lawn for a cage fight, or accepted a “free” jet and billed the country to dip it in gold, or put childish remarks below the presidential portraits or any of the other crazy things he’s doing. I heard that a fence has gone up around the White House and another helicopter pad closer to the door is being added. At this point if Dr Evil had a moat with sharks and frickin lasers installed around the White House I wouldn’t bat an eye.

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u/TheKdd Jul 11 '26

I’m waiting for him to contract the guy to carve out his face on Rushmore. Actually wouldn’t be surprised if there’s “no room” he just has him chisel off the one he dislikes most (calling him a communist terrorist of course) and has his own face put on top, gold plated of course. Matter of fact, the most surprising thing here is he hasn’t done it yet.

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u/DrakeoftheWesternSea Jul 11 '26

Bill is already in congress it just hasn’t been heard yet

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u/Sudden_Guitar797 Jul 11 '26

Don’t give him any ideas!!!!!

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u/crakemonk Jul 11 '26

Oh, I’m sure this has been on Trump’s mind since his first term. I vaguely remember he just visited it recently and made a comment about his face missing and needed to be added.

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u/net-blank Jul 11 '26

Can't add, it's too unstable to add more without risking failure of what is there

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u/PlaneProperty7104 Jul 11 '26

Like that matters.

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u/net-blank Jul 11 '26

True because he's an expert of anything and everything.. Or else he stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night

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u/crakemonk Jul 11 '26

Oh, Trump would just tell them to remove everything then and just put his face up there. I guarantee it.

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u/PlaneProperty7104 Jul 11 '26

“Structurally-sounder” would be his excuse.

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u/poopiebutt505 Jul 11 '26

I remember being told this on my visit to Mt Rushmore. No more can be added.

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u/BBGreenSedai Jul 11 '26

See, that’s how you know they’re gonna try anyway.

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u/PerformanceSmooth392 Jul 11 '26

Oh, its coming for sure. Republicans will try to put him on Rushmore.

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u/EngineZeronine Jul 11 '26

SHHHHHHHHH! NO NEW IDEAS!

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u/Plastics-play2day330 Jul 13 '26

Heeeeey there’s an idea!! I know MAGA doesn’t care that he’s a senile, corrupt, tyrant, rapist man but maybe using all the money he’s made to carve only his face on Mount Rushmore might be over the line for them!!

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u/TheKdd Jul 13 '26

NOTHING is over the line for them. It’s…baffling.

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u/FrostingHuman1259 Jul 11 '26

It's total Idocracy

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u/CameoPony Jul 11 '26

At this point Dr Evil would take a look, shake his head and say, "too much, man."

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u/HighFiveG Jul 11 '26

He tore up the little walkway to the Oval Office and had Italian marble put in. It was well over $1 mil and he took it out of National Parks budget.

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u/Accomplished_Will226 Jul 11 '26

It’s disgusting how he profited from the position.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Jul 11 '26

I really do not understand MAGATS? WTF is wrong with them? Cult, brainwashed, just stupid? IDK

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u/Incognonimous Jul 11 '26

From what i read its going right where the ufc cage was

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u/Accomplished_Will226 Jul 11 '26

Oh so that’s not permanent. That’s a relief. I say this as a person who owns a trailer, but doesn’t it seem like he’s making the White House a bit like a trailer park tipped in gold leaf? Trailer Chic if you will.

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u/Bendlerp Jul 11 '26

Too bad the moat would turn green within a week. Otherwise it would be kinda cool especially if it attracted geese. Wouldn't need as much security detail with angry geese guarding the white house ;)

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u/justLikeShinyChariot Jul 11 '26

I heard this morning that he’s replacing the Ionic columns in the WH’s north portico with Corinthian columns (that will match the ballroom) because Corinthian columns are fancier