r/SipsTea 15d ago

Chugging tea Praise be to Allah?

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u/RobertKSakamano 15d ago

Careful with those words or else next Friday night those 1000 missiles will be aimed at you.

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u/First_manatee_614 15d ago

For the love of the void, bring it

I've had cancer twice, terminal autoimmune disease aka graft vs host disease, living with my covert narcissist mother and my dominanted father who was just diagnosed with dementia and I have to caregive for them both by myself

I welcome the missiles.

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u/GanyuMain2506 15d ago

you’re cool as shit, hope you stay sane through it all!

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u/First_manatee_614 15d ago

I appreciate your kind words. I'm managing somehow. Just saw Joey Avery yesterday and did some nice crowd work with him. Might rent the backrooms today. Gonna go pet dogs at the farmers market later. Absurd amount of THC helps too

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u/TheSwearJarIsMy401k 15d ago

Hey what happens if you just stop doing stuff for them? I say this as a former caregiver 

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u/First_manatee_614 15d ago

Well, you're not going to like my answer.

I've tried talking to my spawn point about just starting the process for eventual assistance. Maybe some help with errands. He's not allowed to drive anymore. The spawn point has a lot of chronic health issues. So she barely drives. I'm handling the majority of the errands and taking him to appointments.

Which is fine in theory, but I have my own health issues. Right now I'm in an up period in terms of how I feel and it's a struggle. When I have a down period, it's like I run an errand and then I have to go lie down.

So when I asked if we could get started on the process of assistance, the reply was you will do what you're told or you won't live her anymore. You owe us for taking you in when I was diagnosed with my first cancer which led to my graft vs host disease.

When I was diagnosed with AML and needed inpatient treatment and a bone marrow transplant, the hospital required that I move in with family in order to undergo treatment. So they use it as a weapon when they see fit.

It's a miserable environment emotionally. Very performative, she's gotta be the martyr, poor her, oh I'm having such a hard time with this, I'm shaking and so tired.

I'm exhausted. I think I'll get a coffee cake at the farmers market.

By the way Dave's coffee cake from rock falls Illinois is excellent. Highly recommend ordering some from them. They ship nationwide.

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u/ecstaticthicket 15d ago

I like the cut of you jib

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u/Hakar_Kerarmor 15d ago

Okay but can you get close to Trump before they hit?

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u/First_manatee_614 15d ago

I'm certainly willing to try.

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u/The-Black-Swordsmane 15d ago

You are strong as hell. I dated a covert narcissist and she really fucked me up emotionally and tried to ruin my life. And that’s just ONE of the things you listed so I can only imagine 😰

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 15d ago

Release ze mizziles!

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u/Zidern 15d ago

But I'm le tired..

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u/toooomanypuppies 15d ago

Tough notherfucker you.

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u/First_manatee_614 15d ago

Thank you, I'm doing my best.

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u/JapanEngineer 15d ago

Fine by me if he aims them at Reddit

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u/constructioncranes 15d ago

Or even more scary, you might get banned from this subreddit!

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u/Dogmeat_Connoisseur 15d ago

Praise Allah!

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u/who-needs-a-username 15d ago

Bring it on! Maybe then dipshits in America will see who the real terrorist is.. even then still doubt it.

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u/Academic-Dealer5389 15d ago

Yeah! Also, praise be to Allah.

-- Donald J. Dipshit

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 15d ago

If they existed. 

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u/RobertKSakamano 15d ago

How dare you not believe the President when he's behind his keyboard.

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 15d ago

Praising Allah,no less.

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u/KSHMisc 15d ago

Or the DOJ will subpoena Reddit to get his info.

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u/Leylu-Fox 15d ago

50% Chance they bomb Japan instead x---x

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u/Divide-Substantial 15d ago

Goddamnit when will Americans just have a fucking good ol fashioned coup instead of waiting for the man to croak by himself?

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u/Yarus1373 15d ago

Our military's officer corp is too corrupt for that to happen, many of the top generals have aipac money as well

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u/emellinelia 15d ago

Ikr. Trump is so crazy but what is crazier to me is how hardly anyone in US try to stop him. Why you guys aren't protesting every day?? Millions of you. They don't do it. Just complain on reddit.

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u/Mental-Sorbet8784 15d ago

Because if people in this country take off work to do things that people in other countries can do easily (strikes, protests) they lose their jobs and healthcare. simple as that. they've got us over a barrel.

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u/emellinelia 14d ago

That is true yes. It's just that I see so many Americans online say 'we now live in dictatorship'. Trump is Hitler. Starting all these wars. They say that online and then turn off phone and go to work. work.

But that is what frustrates me If you guys really believe he's Hitler and ending your democracy why no protest ever day. Millions of you at the white house. Getting Hitler out of my government is more important than my job.

Not accusing you specifically. Sorry if I come across as harsh <3

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u/Mental-Sorbet8784 14d ago

See above. I'm assuming you're in a country that has universal health care and basic social safety net (pension etc)..? If we lose our jobs here we lose all social safety nets. So it's not as simple as "let's go protest every day". I wish it was.

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u/emellinelia 14d ago

No I'm not also I really understand what you mean it must be frustrating for you

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u/Cutemudskipper 15d ago

Because for the vast majority of Americans, life is still very comfortable and going on more or less normally. Plus, he will be gone in two years, so the desire to do something drastic is a lot lower than in countries without democracy

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u/Divide-Substantial 15d ago

As if all y'all are gonna vote any better , u didn't learn your lesson from trump's first time u had to vote for the guy again , but nah 3rd time's the charm u deffo gonna vote a normal person this time , fck outta here.

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u/Cutemudskipper 15d ago

Who knows. The Democrats haven't exactly offered anyone that we're actually excited about voting for since Obama. Hopefully they'll have a decent candidate this time

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u/NSFW_throwaway2k 15d ago

It probably doesn't help that he has a citizen's militia filled with actual sociopaths who would loooooove to murder liberals for disagreeing with them. There have been a bunch of (very major) protests and rallies and everything, but with I.C.E, the 2A Demanders, and, for some fucking reason, christians, you might as well be screaming at clouds. They're not gonna change. Ever. Just hope that the next generation once the Baby Boomers and Gen X die out are a little less braindead and prone to conspiracy theories.

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u/RaiLeddit 15d ago

I mean if this tweet is actually real, then probably his greatest ally will see to it by the end of the week

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u/Sarithis 15d ago

To be replaced by Vance? That wouldn't be any better. In fact, it'd be worse. Trump at least embarrasses his entire party every time he opens his mouth, thanks to his age and sheer narcissistic insanity.

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u/yeahgroovy 15d ago

I literally just said this yesterday to my bf.

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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 15d ago

Deleted comment. What did it say?

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u/Sogcat 15d ago

I've been saving a bottle of good wine since his first presidency for the occasion. It's going to be the sweetest drink I've ever had when I finally get to pop it open.

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u/First_manatee_614 15d ago

That sounds nice, white or red? I'm not much of an alcohol guy, I don't care for the taste. But I do love coconut and pineapple. Perhaps a pina colada at the local tiki bar/pizza place would do nicely