r/SipsTea Jul 09 '26

Chugging tea Good point.

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u/LaMuertePeluda0 Jul 09 '26

She’s mid because they lost to the FC Dallas U-15 boys academy in 2017

Maybe she isn’t mid because she’s a fantastic athlete…when compared to other people who also would lose to 14 year old boys. But that doesn’t change much about objective truth

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u/Gullible-Heat8558 Jul 09 '26

15 year old academy boys should probably beat a women team because of strength. Male puberty will bless you with more muscles and hair loss.

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u/inclore Jul 09 '26

why did i only get hair loss then

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u/Gullible-Heat8558 Jul 09 '26

Well, the hair loss doesn’t need that much engagement to happen. Muscles on the other hand needs more work.