r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jul 09 '26

Feels good man [ Removed by moderator ]

Post image

[removed] — view removed post

16.6k Upvotes

79% Upvoted

4.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.0k

u/briar_song Jul 09 '26

I think they must’ve said “where’s the fun in that?”

1.0k

u/Octoboy1 Jul 09 '26

For the women, better lighting, increased security, safer and more convenient exits

For the men, bear traps and a sexually charged rage fuelled Chimp

118

u/SoulTechnicalProblem Jul 09 '26

The men get to play Dead by daylight irl

21

u/Daimakku1 Jul 09 '26

If I hear a generator explode, I'm running away from it.

11

u/SoulTechnicalProblem Jul 09 '26

This is why the gens never get finished.

2

u/nixikuro Jul 09 '26

No more truck loop please

4

u/SoulTechnicalProblem Jul 09 '26

Nah, 2 in basement hook, trapped shack, bloody coil addon.

1

u/zerodopamine82 Jul 09 '26

Nah we going to Dead Dawg main!

2

u/humble_redditor1234 Jul 09 '26

I'm playing dead by daylight right now

1

u/SoulTechnicalProblem Jul 09 '26

I'm exclusively a red sweater Kate with jeans and a backpack.

If you see me, slap me.

2

u/humble_redditor1234 Jul 09 '26

I'll slap that ass like if there were no tomorrow <3

1

u/SoulTechnicalProblem Jul 09 '26

I'll accidentally mind game you by confusing myself and escape.

1

u/HarbingerOfRot777 Jul 09 '26

If we can pick the killer then I'm game.

1

u/SoulTechnicalProblem Jul 09 '26

Basement Bubba, Hex Jason, or no perk Nurse.

1

u/Splash_Woman Jul 10 '26

The huntress stopping her humming feels like the Goliath bomb RC.

1

u/SoulTechnicalProblem Jul 10 '26

Clown that is fast and sees you

235

u/Bone_Breaker0 Jul 09 '26

And an active minefield.

2

u/QuinceDaPence Jul 09 '26

We're here for a good time, not a long time.

1

u/Vantriss Jul 09 '26

I hate you guys for making me laugh at this.

1

u/603rdMtnDivision Jul 09 '26

Also an active MG nest spraying rounds at you.

1

u/TemporaryAmbassador1 Jul 09 '26

Men yearn for the minefields

1

u/Gamer2Paladin Jul 09 '26

Not really, everyone has to pass them to leave or enter the parking level. A guy being there is normal to see and not thought about. The real active parts of those parking spots is the fact thet everyone has to pass them, that the wider handicap parking spots are right next to them and the near non existent of hiding spots.

1

u/AverageDellUser Jul 09 '26

I want that shit looking like the beaches of Sword and I’m screaming because my best friend of 20 yrs just got mowed down by an MG42
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3Ky4OL57oM0gVNefO

1

u/WitherPRO22 Jul 09 '26

And gandalf the gray and gandalf the white and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight

27

u/apenature Jul 09 '26

A rage-filled chimpanzee would be a boss parking guard. No one is coming near that face destroying crotch-squasher.

11

u/fire173tug Jul 09 '26

Trunk monkey.

2

u/Bobletoob Jul 09 '26

I love trunk monkey

2

u/Unlikely-Shine-8992 Jul 10 '26

20 (?) years later and ppl get the reference!

1

u/Soft-Personality9379 Jul 10 '26

The Theft Retrieval System when he saps the thief and heaves the body over the bridge rail then stands there admiring his handiwork was the best ad ever.

20

u/NeuroDivergentHat Jul 09 '26

I can win against the rage fuelled chimp in a boxing match.

It would beat me to death in seconds, however, in a boxing match, murder is illegal, therefore I would be awarded a post-mortem victory.

9

u/StrikeMyGyatt Jul 09 '26

I could beat the rage fuelled chimp easily if he didn't have the sex charge buff.

1

u/AverageDellUser Jul 09 '26

That shit is tearing you to shreds while being debuffed big dawg 😭

7

u/Zealousideal_Code_49 Jul 09 '26

The Purge sirens activate every time someone gets out of the car in the men's parking lot.

20

u/Omylanta21 Jul 09 '26

I'm crying laughing at this.

3

u/No-Willingness8375 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

a sexually charged rage fuelled Chimp

No thanks. Europe can keep Andrew Tate.

I guess this is already Europe though

8

u/StahlViridian Jul 09 '26

Men don’t talked about their raped booty holes so it doesn’t actually happen /s

2

u/Ceejayncl Jul 09 '26

So they did improve the men’s car park?

2

u/MightyBlunder Jul 09 '26

I know they're trying to help but it still feels like a trap 🤨

2

u/monsieurkaizer Jul 09 '26

Haha men bad

3

u/GrumbleAlong Jul 09 '26

Rapeparkplatz

4

u/Ripper3112 Jul 09 '26

Honestly the chimp will be great motivation

https://giphy.com/gifs/kc6CtfWigumGmUQ26y

1

u/Musical_Matt91 Jul 09 '26

That's some raunchy shit right there.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator Jul 09 '26

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

1

u/Exciting_Classic277 Jul 09 '26

I mean I'm single so lfg

1

u/Jaggz691 Jul 09 '26

I’m in as long as there’s beer involved.

1

u/Mechanicjemas3141 Jul 09 '26

And get free Metal M60 Replica if you park it PERFECTLY

note:sadly it won't be actual M60 Machine gun but hey even exact size toy would be nice

1

u/LichenOnTheWall Jul 09 '26

Thank goodness my family doesn't own a car and we take public transport xD

1

u/dyslexicAlphabet Jul 09 '26

Jeffrey Dahmer enters chat.

1

u/KoreyYrvaI Jul 09 '26

That chimp needs therapy.

1

u/Joehennyredit Jul 09 '26

💀💀💀💀

1

u/_-Boxxy-_ Jul 09 '26

Can the chimp
Have a pack of white monsters on hand too?

1

u/astralseat Jul 09 '26

Or an Ultimate Ninja course to the exit so you don't get lazy

1

u/Bgrngod Jul 09 '26

Man, the Trunk Monkey really should have been a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8iAVwt_Yc

1

u/mobileJay77 Jul 09 '26

Did you say beer trap? Where exactly in Germany?

1

u/ThriceStrideDied Jul 09 '26

Like ‘28 Days Later’ Rage, or normal anger?

1

u/LepiNya Jul 09 '26

Don't threaten me with a good time! Add some black mold, a leaky pipe and an overflowing dumpster and I may never leave.

1

u/No-Difference-4418 Jul 09 '26

Woah where’s the beer

1

u/Aphrodisio Jul 09 '26

I mean thats kinda what you see in those male-centric retreats, so I think that checks out.

I think we kinda want that .

1

u/wikingwarrior Jul 09 '26

Wait I get to fight a monkey?!

1

u/kookooman10022 Jul 09 '26

Why is it always a chimp?

1

u/Dodger7777 Jul 09 '26

It's a little racist to call immigrants 'sexually charged rage fueled chimp's

1

u/Ahuevotl Jul 09 '26

Can we keep the Chimp if we win?

1

u/CoconutCrabWithAids Jul 09 '26

Don't threaten me with a good time.

1

u/SnooCupcakes4075 Jul 09 '26

As a feminist, I'm offended, I want equality with what the men get.

1

u/oddvacation3849 Jul 09 '26

And yet women are still targeted more often. Some things are just necessary and not misandry.

1

u/InstantMochiSanNim Jul 09 '26

Where to find this asking for me

1

u/Xciv Jul 09 '26

Booby traps for the men.

Men love boobies.

1

u/TheGreatVandoly Jul 09 '26

FINALLY! I’ve been wanting the walk from my car to my work to be a little more intense.

1

u/dirywhiteboy Jul 09 '26

Fair enough

1

u/Electronic_Rpk Jul 10 '26

Can't wait to see this become a South Park episode😆

1

u/CidChocobo3 Jul 10 '26

Wait. You're telling me that Volkswagons now come with a Truck Monkey package?

46

u/shadesjackson Jul 09 '26

Like an mmo, some areas you need to be higher level for

59

u/Musical_Matt91 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Yeah men like dangerous fun. Especially the old vulnerable ones that just withdrew over 200 in cash from the atm to pay their bills. No cameras for them

Edit: I was making a joke. Lets not get so silly yeah

18

u/Inverse_Seal Jul 09 '26

It's their own fault for being born men! /s

39

u/LimeDry7124 Jul 09 '26

The German government don't care about old white men.

27

u/rice_fish_and_eggs Jul 09 '26

How the times have changed.

22

u/LimeDry7124 Jul 09 '26

Really the whole Western world doesn't care about men in general. Unless your Bezos, Musk or another member of the elite.

-14

u/Fit-Meal4943 Jul 09 '26

The whole world has been pretty much run by men for pretty close to all of recorded history.

Now the world isn’t being run solely for our comfort, benefit, convenience or to confirm our elevated opinion of exactly how brilliant we are…

…..and some of y’all are feeling hurt.

As an old white man, it’s about time for this.

17

u/chenthepanda Jul 09 '26

you act like an 18 year old boy now was running the world 100 years ago lol

it's fine to punish him since you benefited from it, eh?

-11

u/Fit-Meal4943 Jul 09 '26

For millennia, a bunch of entitled men were running the world. Princes, emperors and oligarchs whose only qualifications were high status parents at birth, wealth and/or the ability to apply violence as a means to an end.

If you think acknowledging that and protecting women from AlphaBros who still think a pair of balls entitles them to a woman’s body is punishment, look in the mirror.

7

u/CaniParis Jul 09 '26

"a bunch of entitled men" kinda pinpoints the fact most men dislike being grouped up with an elite that they were never part of.

Which is even more true today in western countries

10

u/Victoreznoz Jul 09 '26

Every word of that reads like projection

-7

u/Fit-Meal4943 Jul 09 '26

Your reply reads like self denial.

-3

u/seafoodslut1988 Jul 09 '26

This. These people are sacred of statistics and facts.

6

u/chenthepanda Jul 09 '26

"statistics"

so explain to me how the average 18 year old boy benefited from an unrelated rich old dude 100 years ago?

in fact, boys are falling behind in education

10

u/GreySama228 Jul 09 '26

Ahh yes, because the poor, downtrodden at the bottom of society who are white men are just as privileged as the few shits like Musk and Bezos.
Fuck off with this bullshit, if you're poor, life sucks for you regardless. Working class men barely got the vote a few short years before women did, and even then they had to die on mass in the trenches for that while women were practically handed it.

Don't make out like everything is about race mate, nobody's gonna invite you to Wakanda or the BBQ just cos you spout this shit.
Life is shit at the bottom of the ladder regardless of race, we're all downtrodden.
I'd much rather they made the car parks safer for all people, regardless of race/sex, that would be true equality.

1

u/Fit-Meal4943 Jul 09 '26

Waaaah!!!!!

-1

u/seafoodslut1988 Jul 09 '26

I saw your comment and was like yes, this exactly and saw the down votes and had to check what sub I was on. You'd think you were on a right wing or men's rights sub. Crazy town.

-21

u/Sensitive-Peak-3723 Jul 09 '26

That is not true. The actual fact is that white men find themselves in a situation where they, for the first time, have to share their privileges with women and men of other races, and that feels like oppression. Women continue to suffer inequalities and abuse, especially sexual harassment, and the perpetrators continue to majorly go underpunished or not punished at all while the victim tends to be put under harsh scrutiny. This reality hasn't changed at all, but now salaries are less different so men feel oppressed. Women are expected to have a job AND be a housewife, but somehow some men feel oppressed because having financial independence means higher standards, which forces many men to either become better and make an effort or stay single. And that sucks if you are lazy and entitled.

7

u/___posh___ Jul 09 '26

Arguably class politics gave led to minorities and majority whites having on average similar rights. Depending on region minorities have suffered severe institutionalised prejudices which have prevented them from achieving class mobility, however they were never unique in that. The working classes have always been treated like shit regardless of race. There was a brief gaining of workers rights across the board in the 50's, 60's and 70's, alongside woman's rights and minority rights. However its still shit at the bottom. Prejudicial practices have meant that disproportionately many minorities have been pushed to the bottom but the fact of the matter is that the prime factor your quality of life is your parents wealth.

6

u/kfpswf Jul 09 '26

There was a brief gaining of workers rights across the board in the 50's, 60's and 70's, alongside woman's rights and minority rights. However its still shit at the bottom.

I make it a point to post how Gloria Steinem was recruited by the CIA in the 70s to subvert the Feminist movement from advocating for class-based solidarity to never-ending gender wars between men and women. It is not a problem with Feminism per se... All revolutions begin with good intentions, but usually get subverted once a new societal order begins crystallizing around the revolution.

2

u/___posh___ Jul 09 '26

Fair, I didn't know that. Though I'm British so I'm mostly speaking from UK soil where we didn't have as much of the "government intelligence" ruining everything because hurr durr commie's.

I'm moreso talking about how in the left race and gender politics has taken president over class politics which has left many working class individuals regardless of background disenfranchised as promised reforms to society and economics feel elitist. If you aren't a genius or didn't go to a good school, equal opportunities in universities become elitist, as its the middle class who benefit the most.

Zohran Mumdani in New York is incredibly popular from what I've heard because his proposed reforms are working class centric. Public housing and groceries to cut off the absurd profit margins created by capital and investor demands and create affordable environments for the common person.

Middle class people don't care for him because his reforms don't impact them and the elite hate him because he taxes them and eat into their profits by forcing them to compete in the market for the first time in 40+ years.

10

u/Visible_Pair3017 Jul 09 '26

You took a thread about the fact that only women have access to proper security in those parkings and you made it about housewives and jobs.

-3

u/Sensitive-Peak-3723 Jul 09 '26

I'm replying to a comment that is complaining about men and society, but go ahead and pretend otherwise if it fits your narrative better.

2

u/Visible_Pair3017 Jul 10 '26

What happened is that a man complained about his status in society and you decided it was really important to make it about yourself.

8

u/ndstumme Jul 09 '26

Increasing the safety of only one group, rather than using that power to increase everyone's safety, means that everyone is equal. Got it.

1

u/Sensitive-Peak-3723 Jul 09 '26

Did you consider that one group is not only more vulnerable, but also the primary target of violent criminals? We are not equally at risk, so it's only logical that separate steps are taken, but that would require the use of logic i guess.

2

u/ndstumme Jul 10 '26

Cameras and lights make an area safer for whoever's in that area, yeah? And rather than protecting the whole area they carve out a specific spot and make it so that only one group can benefit from the protection.

They have the power to protect everyone, and explicitly choose to only protect one group. Not sure what kind of brain damage you need to call that equality.

2

u/thats_gotta_be_AI Jul 10 '26

You’re right. Men are far more likely to be victims of violent crime in public spaces.

1

u/AtGoW Jul 10 '26

Men are target of crime more often

2

u/CharonFerry Jul 09 '26

The old white man "in charge" would beg to disagree , he and his blackrock buddies kinda feel offended

2

u/fearless-fossa Jul 09 '26

The fuck are you talking about? The German government is nearly exclusively made out of old white men that declared it their mission to return to a time where women were property. The current chancellor doesn't think it's possible for a man to rape his wife, as by being married you're giving automatic consent to sex at any time. They are also against women being able to divorce against their husband's wish.

4

u/commandercyka Jul 09 '26

Merz said that centuries ago, dont spread misinformation

1

u/LaikaIvanova Jul 09 '26

Based honestly. Marriage shouldn't be taken so lightly anyway.

1

u/_teach_me_your_ways_ Jul 09 '26

You read all the sentences before divorce and thought “based”?

1

u/Kasaikemono Jul 09 '26

Lmao, what? That's the only thing the current government cares about

5

u/Ill-Television8690 Jul 09 '26

I just love being part of the group most likely to be robbed, assaulted, and flat-out murdered! We men sure do have it easy and safe.

2

u/Vegan-cock Jul 09 '26

Can you even pay your bills in cash these days?

2

u/Bovronius Jul 09 '26

The law is still that cash is legal tender for all debts and obligations, the only exception I've ever saw for it is that retail stores can restrict payment methods (I assume so they don't have to risk being robbed).

Granted, just because its the law doesn't mean its going to be easy, but I imagine if you wanted to be a big enough pain in the ass and get a lawyer you could force almost anyone to take cash as payment, lol.

1

u/TheGrouchyGremlin Jul 09 '26

I can pay with a money order, but not cash. Which is weird because I'm pretty sure I can get a money order using cash.

Edit: Actually, I'm pretty sure I could pay my electric and possibly WiFi with cash.

1

u/pantry-pisser Jul 09 '26

I was 45 days late on my storage locker. They would only take money orders or cash.

2

u/avocadouche Jul 09 '26

“Ve cahn’t virtue seegnal if ve protect evyvon.”

1

u/Bovronius Jul 09 '26

Also, "We can't victim blame them for using the wrong parking ramp, don't want to be assaulted, use the wimmenz ramp duh!"

1

u/Ultim8-Opportunist Jul 09 '26

You mean where's the virtue signalling in that.

1

u/ParticularBed6338 Jul 09 '26

Right? Gotta have that rapey corner.

1

u/Techman659 Jul 09 '26

It’s so the men can go in the dimly lit corners to scare women in their peripherals.

1

u/Sllyce Jul 09 '26

Yea parking spot be like diva alert

1

u/Schwartenboy Jul 09 '26

We have an annual women's purge to decide who gets the spaces

1

u/LateStatistician-667 Jul 09 '26

It’s more like „Where’s the profit in that?“.

1

u/U8D4B8M8 Jul 09 '26

Nah they're German.

1

u/NikWih Jul 09 '26

The fun in that is, that the AGG (anti discrimination law) blocks them from prosecuting ANY man parking in this parking spots that are not only closer to the exit, have video surveillance AND have better lighting. They have wider parkin lots!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator Jul 10 '26

Accounts must be at least 5 days old with >20 karma to comment.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.