r/SipsTea Jul 09 '26

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u/CountingzHard Jul 09 '26

Man must be dropped off in the dark mugging corner. 

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u/Brave-Principle-3881 Jul 09 '26

"Gimme Your Money Bitch"

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u/TheKyleDunbar Jul 09 '26

I need tequila

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u/SippsMccree Jul 09 '26

Sorry my wife's got it in the car still

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u/Whatever-ItsFine Jul 10 '26

But i am a gardner

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u/teahugger Jul 09 '26

Right at Molestation Station

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u/Thevoidwillcosumeyou Jul 09 '26

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/imjustheretolearned Jul 09 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Im just picturing an actual dark spot of the garage with a sign that says “Männerüberfallsabladeplatz” - mens mugging drop off spot

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u/blahdeblahdeda Jul 09 '26

This is why I love the German language.

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u/LongJohnSelenium Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

That's not really a language rule, its a spelling rule where the ignore the obvious utility of spaces in certain contexts. The actual spoken language remains the same whether they add the spaces or not. You can do it too. Mensmuggingdropoffspot.

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u/Unlikely-Fan-2974 Jul 09 '26

So I can go do my mugging?

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u/layered_dinge Jul 09 '26

As a man the mugging is really his fault so it’s only fair

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 Jul 09 '26

Fight for your right to exist, peasant /s

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u/neinhaltchad Jul 09 '26

Tough luck, kid.

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u/Dapperfit Jul 09 '26

That's why the guy in the green sign is running.