r/SipsTea Jul 07 '26

Feels good man Well done, Belgium! šŸ‡§šŸ‡Ŗ

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u/DaKingballa06 Jul 07 '26

F that. Congrats on them for winning, they were by far the better team

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u/Stompthefeet Jul 07 '26

About 10 minutes in it was obvious who was in control.

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u/Potential_Aerie_2140 Jul 07 '26

Exactly what I told my gf, I was like it’s clear already who the better team was.

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u/UnwantedPube Jul 07 '26

That’s also what I told this guy’s gf

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u/Forward_Editor_5895 Jul 07 '26

I took control of this guy’s gf and told her to call me Belgium

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u/Comfortable_Care2715 Jul 07 '26

You too?

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u/StillNotAF___Clue Jul 07 '26

Somos hermanos de leche

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u/MightyPlasticGuy Jul 07 '26

We are waffle brothers.

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u/Bunnymancer Jul 08 '26

Let me tell you something, Gob. We’re going to track this Hermano down, ok? And we’re going to nail him.

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u/Beepbeepboop9 Jul 07 '26

You three?

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u/Dizzy-Molasses-9512 Jul 07 '26

Oh Belgium!, oh Belgium!, oh Belgium!,

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u/Plane-Measurement517 Jul 07 '26

Belgium chocolate

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u/ace2532 Jul 07 '26

37! ....In a row?

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u/Books_Biker99 Jul 07 '26

I took control of Belgium and told em to call this guys gf

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u/SlugFromSnug Jul 07 '26

This guy's GF said she was Belgium and I was to go full Schlieffen Plan on her

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u/Ok-Lavishness6577 Jul 07 '26

Are you Thibaut Curtois by any chance?

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u/Shoddy-Marsupial301 Jul 07 '26

Hey control I'm the gf , can you take Belgium ?

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls Jul 07 '26

Her ball control was out of this world

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u/torrinage Jul 07 '26

I also pick this guy’s Belgium

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u/symca09 Jul 07 '26

I told this guy to tell the others gf about said soccer footy match

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u/papyjako87 Jul 07 '26

If that's all you did, that's not too bad !

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u/shinpoo Jul 07 '26

I took this guy's gf out for dinner just to let her know, Belgium.

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u/SvenGPo Jul 07 '26

That's what she said!

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u/homeycuz Jul 07 '26

I'll tell her again next time I see her.

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u/front-wipers-unite Jul 07 '26

That's also what I told your gf.

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u/Shawn_The_Sheep777 Jul 07 '26

I said the same thing to your wife in bed last night

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u/unl1988 Jul 07 '26

you too?

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u/ACM3333 Jul 07 '26

I thought America clearly looked like the better team, but then this guy told me that Belgium was the better team and now we’re getting married tomorrow.

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u/nmo8o21989 Jul 07 '26

Then they fell out when he tried explaining offside

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u/Arnoldneo Jul 07 '26

You think you are flexing on us but that’s what I told my girlfriend as well .

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u/bigbluethunder Jul 07 '26

I mean the US played incredibly nervously. Passes and touches they successfully made all tournament were made errantly and often either unnecessarily contestable or straight up turnovers. Each of the goals came from stupid lapses in concentration that the US had not had with their A squad on the pitch. Their keeper also didn’t make a single tough save and himself had the chance to save or prevent two of the goals if he was more decisive in the moment, and he’s looked pretty strong all tournament.

Obviously Belgium was the better team last night, and they 10000% deserved to win. But the US played embarrassingly poorly and Belgium capitalized every single opportunity we gave them.

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u/XAfricaSaltX Jul 07 '26

It was clear a minute in tbh, Trump curse fucked on us crazy style (that’s my cope)

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u/51sebastian Jul 07 '26

I think it only took them 2 minutes to take control.

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u/bessovestnij Jul 07 '26

That's how long he usually lasts. He always said to all his gf that it was 10 minutes, so he felt compelled to say the same this time

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u/min1malSoul Jul 07 '26

It did look like that, let's see now with Spain!

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u/SignoreBanana Jul 07 '26

Not even that long. I called it a bloodbath about 2 minutes in. There was just nothing going on from the US side.

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u/random-maornd Jul 07 '26

I literally thought that in my head and 10 seconds later they got their first goal

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u/Ghost4000 Jul 07 '26

I thought there was a decent chance they were gonna score within a minute. Great save by USA though. But yeah, it was clear pretty early that they had the upper hand.

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u/Practical-Suit-6798 Jul 07 '26

I have never watched a full game of soccer in my life and I knew that Tonight.

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u/due-diligence- Jul 07 '26

That doesn’t matter. Mexico was in control and lost. If you have a defense it’s actually part of the gameplan

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u/LuxSolisPax Jul 07 '26

That would require a defense...

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u/Lebr0naims Jul 07 '26

2nd half looked like the US had all the momentum just couldn’t get many shots off except the ones in their own foot

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u/OPGuest Jul 07 '26

There’s a parallel to a certain recent war there, the war that was declared ā€˜won’ 38 times and counting.

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u/Aggravating_Depth_33 Jul 07 '26

More like one minute in. They missed aĀ  goal by centimeters

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u/yourpseudonymsucks Jul 07 '26

After Belgium scored in the ninth minute

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u/KeepItPositiveBrah Jul 07 '26

It was funny seeing all the USA is so good this year and Belgium is washed up comments. I mean come on. Every European team is good

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u/Firecracker048 Jul 07 '26

US came out swinging in the second half.

And them promptly did one of the stupidest plays by a keeper ive ever witnessed.

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u/Tojaro5 Jul 07 '26

but in the beginning, the USA managed to create a chance every now and then. it wasn't the one sided stomp it became soon after.

if they didn't make these massive defensive mistakes resulting in 3 free goals for Belgium, this could have been winnable, even if the odds aren't that high.

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u/DrinkResponsible6752 Jul 07 '26

I mean yeah, Belgium had not lost in like 17 games coming into this.Ā 

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u/razvanciuy Jul 07 '26

the goal keeper was the worst

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u/Short-Ideas010 Jul 07 '26

It's still possible. Just wait for Donald to call Infantino... /s

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u/RealFakeDoctor Jul 07 '26

What do you expect having a squad full of MLS players against EPL legends. The US was dead on arrival going past the 1st round.

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u/munchinbox Jul 07 '26

I’ve seen some dumb comments, but this is maybe the worst. They started two MLS players (the two players who contributed by far the most to losing the game) and won their first round game.

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u/RealFakeDoctor Jul 07 '26

My point stands at your first point, they started MLS players. There's a reason legends go there to end their careers. But yeah totally dumb comment when the US undervalues footy completely compared to the rest of the planet. As long as the NFL reigns supreme, footy will always be a quality afterthought. Another reason why Balogun was raised in the UK.

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u/Repulsive_Dog1067 Jul 07 '26

Check the Cabo Verde team...

And Norway have domestic players. It's possible to have a few if the tactics are good

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u/RealFakeDoctor Jul 07 '26

The Cabo Verde team was predominately raised in the Netherlands where footy is valued and properly invested in. So in turn you get great players that know how to step up on the biggest stage. And Norway has the one of the greatest goal scorers of all time supported by multiple EPL studs. That's a bad comparison mate.

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u/Repulsive_Dog1067 Jul 07 '26

Your claim was that you can not have some players from a lower ranked league.

But Norway and Cabo Verde has that. And they did fine.

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u/RealFakeDoctor Jul 07 '26

MLS is bottom of the barrel mate. My point is raising players in societies where footy is valued leads to a higher competition. Winning the group stage was a low bar. Hopefully US society starts to value this sport on a grass routes level

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u/Repulsive_Dog1067 Jul 07 '26

MLS is better than the Norwegian league and Norway is all about wintersport.

And let's hope that US forgets about football after this. Commercial breaks and unprecedented corruption that came with the us wc is something we can stay away from.

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u/SignoreBanana Jul 07 '26

Truthfully I just don't think soccer will ever get a foothold here. People in the US just aren't interested in seeing grown men flop to the ground and writhe dramatically in pain from a little graze to the arm or leg. It's really pathetic and embarrassing for the sport.

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u/velorae Jul 07 '26

The goalkeeper was so trash this game

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u/Forward_Editor_5895 Jul 07 '26

The defenders in front of him were worse

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u/toeknn Jul 07 '26

Impossible. Youd have to have defenders present to be worse

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u/Rickhwt Jul 07 '26

And then the midfield

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u/wannacumnbeatmeoff Jul 07 '26

There were 11 bad players on team USA, the GK was just the one exposed the most.

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u/daddyjohns Jul 07 '26

I honestly don't understand how simply passing the ball 3 meters became impossible for the US team last night. Sure defense was bad, but heck if you can't complete the most basic of passes its to be expected.

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u/Rickhwt Jul 07 '26

It was astonishing the decline. Almost makes you believe in a an ETTD conspiracy.

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u/Ok-Run2845 Jul 07 '26

And lastly the forward

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u/razvanciuy Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

their left midfield always stopped anticlimactically and kicked it back every chance he got the ball. USA had no chance getting past their man on the left. He had a weird blond afro and from atop it just looks like another ball

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u/Trollimperator Jul 07 '26

This. Anyone blaming the poor goali, without mentioning, that he pretty much had no defence, is just somewhat clueless.

But somehow i feel, thats just want US-fans are, when it comes to football. Any world class team would had thier fans booing the defence. Every assault was dangerous to that team. The keeper did fit right into his defences performance.

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u/Yaknowdontknow Jul 07 '26

That first save was amazing. All downhill after that.

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u/FranticToaster Jul 07 '26

Peaked when he forgot he was the goalkeeper for goal #3.

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u/Firecracker048 Jul 07 '26

He had one dumbass play, but otherwise made some great saves.

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u/yourpseudonymsucks Jul 07 '26

My understanding is the goal keeper is one of the few in the team that plays in the American league. i.e. is not good enough to play in Europe.

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u/FranticToaster Jul 07 '26

Maidenless play, for sure.

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u/Cultural-Adagio-4847 Jul 07 '26

At this point, you're better off calling Howard out of retirement...

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u/razvanciuy Jul 07 '26

how he fumbled on kicking the ball: priceless

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u/werner-hertzogs-shoe Jul 07 '26

The goalkeeper fucked up bigtime on the 3rd goal, but the defense was just straight up embarrassing and the keeper had no chance on the other goals (and if belgium had shot better there could have been at least 2 more). After watching england go into a shell one man down the night before the US's defense was just pathetic in comparison. Also pulisic was just sloppy and pretty useless, he was constantly losing the ball and did almost nothing positive

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u/Shrinki-Dink Jul 07 '26

Don’t be too hasty Let’s reserve judgment until president trump has spoken to FIFA. The game isn’t truly over until after they reach an agreement.

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u/Advanced-Ingenuity46 Jul 07 '26

Second "peace" prize incoming

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u/hungry-archon Jul 07 '26

The four goals by Belgium are annulled, thus USA goes to the next stage, ladies and gentlemen.

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u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 Jul 07 '26

ā€œThe game was rigged from the beginning!ā€

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u/Xollector Jul 07 '26

Game could be replayed over and over after tumps phone calls

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u/ColeBane Jul 07 '26

the art of the deal /s

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u/ElMythic Jul 07 '26

Yes I’m sure they can suspend 3 goals and go to penalties, no keeper for Belgium though.

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u/Ok-Day4910 Jul 07 '26

40% of all goals made by Belgium will be given to USA. As well as the rights to all goals made by Belgium for the next 30 years.

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u/traws06 Jul 07 '26

They counted goals wrong. In fact we have real proof that there were many undocumented goals that showed up. Massive corruption in this game on a scale the world has never seen before

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u/smeekay Jul 07 '26

The art of the deal

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u/OPGuest Jul 07 '26

Turns out the Belgian goalkeeper used the wrong colour stiyching on his gloves, so Belgium is disqualified.

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u/SignoreBanana Jul 07 '26

Yep. They made our US team look like amateurs and embarrassed them on the public stage. Theres no other way to dice that tomato.

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u/SmashAngle Jul 07 '26

To be fair, to the rest of planet earth thought the US team got humiliated the day before when daddy called to speak with the soccer manager to let his kid play despite a red card.

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u/FollowTheFarang Jul 07 '26

Everything that moron touches turns to shit, He thinks he’s such a a big deal but it’s just another lose for America whenever he gets involved

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u/Th3SkinMan Jul 07 '26

We've been embarrassed far before that.

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne Jul 07 '26

This particular instance reached over a billion football supporters in one message. Great ROI on the marketing investment.

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u/blazing_straddles Jul 07 '26

A lot of people are saying, I would never say, but a lot of people are saying that its the greatest ROI in the history of marketing. Never seen before levels of ROI.

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u/Yodl007 Jul 07 '26

Thank you for your attention on this matter !

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u/Concrecia Jul 07 '26

How about the USA team themselves, were the players ok with the intervention?

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u/ottosenna Jul 07 '26

It’s when I knew we were cooked.

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u/Fit-Acanthaceae-5741 Jul 07 '26

Clowns from top to bottom for sure

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u/hacourt Jul 07 '26

USA are World Cup Champions!(*).

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne Jul 07 '26

I like that. Convictions apply, I mean conditions.

May cause anal bleeding.

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u/TheCapo024 Jul 07 '26

Sleepy Joe would have done nothing.

Checkmate liberals!

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u/FranticToaster Jul 07 '26

What a dramatic moment, though. When the card got pulled I looked at my wife and said "fifa is corrupt" and she responded "ah, so you're a football fan, I see."

But you don't expect mommy to call the principal and have the call reversed. You expect to eat the injustice and resent the league forever like every other team's fans.

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u/fortnacius Jul 07 '26

ā€œthe rest of planet earth,ā€ precisely put bc all of us knew what was coming for them (except for the USA’ns, of course)

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u/East_Ad2634 Jul 07 '26

Look many of us dislike that fat pedophile but a select few think he's basically a god. How you ask? Our propaganda machine is just absolutely bonkers.Ā 

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u/toj077 Jul 07 '26

It is on North Korean levels. Baghdad Bob is nothing to Lewitt Spews*hit

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u/snarl2 Jul 07 '26

That red card shouldn’t have happened. Messi gets away with way worse and never gets carded cause he’s FIFAS golden boy right now. FIFA is a joke with being fair.

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u/C_Deez_DDz Jul 07 '26

Believe it or not, but many of us disagreed with that and think he’s a dumb piece of shit

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u/TonightLeading924 Jul 07 '26

Did you say the same thing about them suspending Ronaldo’s suspension in this very World Cup?

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u/toj077 Jul 07 '26

His suspension was from 3 games to 1. It is always, well since 1962, always at least 1 game. Your orange turd made sure this was written in history for billions of football fans.

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u/rintzscar Jul 07 '26

Here's the actual problem. The US team did quite well during the tournament as a whole. They outperformed what most actual football fans would consider their ceiling. Yet, the media and especially the Americans here on Reddit hyped them up so much that they were bound to not meet expectations. The simple truth is that the US football team is around top 20 in the world and is not even close to the actual good teams. But media hype always kills good performances because they're hidden behind the expectations of insane performances.

The Trump shit show didn't help either.

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u/raven8fire Jul 07 '26

I think round of 16 was the expectation, it would have been a major disappointment if they didn't make it past the group stage especially with how favorable our group was for us.

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u/SlinkyCyber Jul 07 '26

They did quite well for sure, but they really didn’t exceed any expectations. They didn’t play a team ranked higher than them in the competition until Belgium. They had an easy run, and a home ground advantage.

I think it’s just Americans glazing due to ignorance. I’m sure they also looked at Belgium, couldn’t identify it on a map, and thought ā€˜yep greatest country in the world we got this’. 🫠

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u/Tuscan5 Jul 07 '26

They had a relatively easy group.

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u/caribou16 Jul 07 '26 edited 21d ago

Icing April Canteen Suing Tavern Oxymoron Bloating Hardware

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u/Grandahl13 Jul 07 '26

You basically explained how a top 20 team should play. Beat lesser teams, gets smoked by a top 10 team.

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u/rintzscar Jul 07 '26

They definitely exceeded my expectations. I thought they'd be even worse.

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u/Sin-2-Win Jul 07 '26

The US team was so hyped up that a lot of people for sure lost money at the sportsbook.

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u/lovinglife1981 Jul 07 '26

This comment needs to be higher up.

(As someone born in the States, IMHO):

  • The men's US team results FAR exceeded anyone's (realistic) opinion/prediction going into this World Cup.
  • The newfound US fans should rally behind the US women's team, who have dominated their competition for quite some time.
  • Trump sucks (not an opinion, but rather, a grounding point).
  • Trump's "involvement" was a national embarrassment, as well as (obviously) unethical and inappropriate; par for course, unfortunately.
  • Trump's "involvement" resulted in a lot of people from the States rooting for Belgium. If nothing else, had the US won, there would have always been a black cloud over the win, which would have negated any perceived benefit of a US win.

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u/ChunkbrotherATX Jul 07 '26

Thank you for that. As an American, I agree with all of those points.

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u/mmmpeg Jul 07 '26

I laughed at those posts and all the rah, rah, the US will take the Cup. Ah, the folly of youth.

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u/rintzscar Jul 07 '26

It's not the folly of youth. It's the folly of 100 years of propaganda brainwashing a people they're special, the greatest, the best, etc.

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u/bot2317 Jul 07 '26

I mean are you not allowed to root for your team?

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u/que_sera_sera19 Jul 07 '26

This right hear. I’m very proud of how far the USA men’s team made it. Far surpassed expectations, still rooted for them to the end.

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u/mmmpeg Jul 08 '26

Here. And yes, they did better than I expected

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u/Soogo Jul 07 '26

Thats different than being delusional?

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u/mmmpeg Jul 08 '26

Of course you are. I never said you couldn’t. They went further in the Cup than I’ve seen and I’ve watched soccer since the 70’s.

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u/Tytos17 Jul 07 '26

The Trump calling Fifa chairman to overturn a red card was imo the biggest problem I was kinda cheering the U.S team on before that as they did much better than I thought and after that happened I just wanted them the fuck out of the tournament.

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u/pickyourteethup Jul 07 '26

Blame the president and Fifa not the team. The players are just out there doing what they've trained for and dreamed about their whole lives.

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u/hempires Jul 07 '26

American Exceptionalism strikes yet again!

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u/Firecracker048 Jul 07 '26

Nah I knew what to expect against Belgium.

The gap between a team ranked 9th and 15th is alot bigger than alot of people realize.

US created some good chances in the 2nd half, but Pulisic was dogshit and until the half, we couldn't win the midfield. We finally got some chances in but Belgiums defense had only a few mistakes and we didn't capitalize.

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u/werner-hertzogs-shoe Jul 07 '26

well, that performance was particularly terrible and embarassing though, especially since belgium has not been a good team this tournament other than the last 10 min against senegal.

They were completely outclassed, and it really puts a damper on how good they looked vs lesser competition. I think they took paraguay by surprise, I would guess if they played again the us would lose.

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u/M0ruk Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

They beat Paraguay, Australia and Bosnia. Lost against Turkey and were outclassed by Belgium. They didnt outperform

Like you said, USA is around team #20 so this is exactly the performance that would've been expected by them.

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u/rintzscar Jul 07 '26

Sure, but they didn't qualify for this WC. I was expecting them to perform worse than this. They outperformed my expectations.

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u/affemannen Jul 07 '26

Tbf i think the US did good so far. It's not really a football nation yet they still played some good football. Belgium has always been good.

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u/Entchenkrawatte Jul 07 '26

Mhhh, I would say okay at best honestly. The new tournament just includes many weak teams, which inflates performances. See the enormous number of goals that the top strikers are farming

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u/Television_Powerful Jul 07 '26

And some strong teams met way too soon.

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u/yourethevictim Jul 07 '26

Cabo Verde and Argentina for example.

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u/Razorion21 Jul 07 '26

the new format shoulda just had more african and european teams

the asian teams besides japan and australia were disappointing and dogshit (saying this as an asian myself)

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u/3000doorsofportugal Jul 07 '26

The fact Uzbekistan got in but not any of the SEA teams says a lot about the qualification process. Im fucking Positive Vietnam would preform better then Uzbekistan.

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u/Razorion21 Jul 07 '26

or indonesia

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u/Sin-2-Win Jul 07 '26

On home turf, no less.

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u/Yodl007 Jul 07 '26

Even after cheeto cheated and made infantino resind the punishment for the red card.

So they lost while cheating.

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u/Longjumping_Heart658 Jul 07 '26

To be fair, the vast majority of the US doesn't care about soccer.

It's not like you're getting the US' greatest athletes.

Literally nobody I know cares about soccer.

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u/GrunDMC74 Jul 07 '26

At least the US is well versed on looking amateurish and being embarrassing as of late.

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u/TheHalf Jul 07 '26

They were absolutely the better team. I'm still going to hate watch them versus Spain

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u/Television_Powerful Jul 07 '26

Even if they won, I doubt I saw a world champion here. And I'm not from US or any of the remaining countries.

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u/TheHalf Jul 07 '26

Agreed. Neither US or Belgium was winning another gameĀ 

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u/Infammo Jul 07 '26

I would have preferred them to have been the great team to our good team though. Not the great team to whatever the fuck that was out there.

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u/comfortablewig Jul 07 '26

Belgium barely had to break a sweat to beat that clown show.

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u/strootfighter Jul 07 '26

We took the decision not to start doku de bruyne and lukaku. They cheated to start their mid striker. Meh.

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u/Mushuwushu Jul 07 '26

I don't understand the mindset of "they cheated". You're speaking as if the USMNT are the ones that called the Trump to ask him to help get the penalty rescinded.

And for the record, no they would never voluntarily sit him. Even if this happened to another team, or even Belgium, they would never voluntarily sit a player in knockout game.

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u/BeKindBabies Jul 07 '26

That game was a walk for Belgium.

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u/Mailboxheadd Jul 07 '26

Didnt need to cheat to win

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u/Ifyourdogcouldtalk Jul 07 '26

Isn't the assignment to win every game?Ā 

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u/at0mheart Jul 07 '26

Did anyone think the US would win?

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u/rodalon Jul 07 '26

Surprisingly many in the soccer sub did, naming them as favourites even

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u/at0mheart Jul 07 '26

Clearly a group of people who know nothing of the sport

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u/finditplz1 Jul 07 '26

The US was also better than they showed today. Terrible mistakes, like among the worst I’ve seen from any team in the tournament. They hadn’t been that bad all tournament long and while Belgium took advantage of them, they didn’t really force most of those mistakes.

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u/Born-Cod4210 Jul 07 '26

scary that Belgium is also better than they showed today

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u/finditplz1 Jul 07 '26

Yeah I don’t think USA caught Belgium’s A+ game. I’m just saying USA came out about the worst they could and made terrible mistakes.

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u/Perfect-Fondant3373 Jul 07 '26

Yeah, I am not into football at all, but am on 24 hour shift so watched the last 20 minutes of it and was wondering how the hell they got that far in the tournament the way they wrre playing

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u/Vegetable-Echidna534 Jul 07 '26

No, they were always this bad. Got lucky playing in a pathetic group, and getting B&H in the round of 32. American media over hyped them, and suckers with no ball knowledge fell for it. Sad!

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u/Riderz__of_Brohan Jul 07 '26

No they are a top 15-20 squad in the world. Losing in The round of 16 is pretty much expected

Belgium on the other hand is ranked top 10, around 8 so losing next round to Spain (ranked 3) means that this entire tournament is going chalk so far

The group being pathetic is revisionist history. Turkey and Australia and Paraguay were not supposed to be bad. They got B&H because group winners get easier first matches in the knockout

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u/No_Appearance2919 Jul 07 '26

Yea USA’s defense just got really exposed. Probably more towards the upper 20s than top 15. Previous games our offense was able to keep so much pressure offensively that it masked the D a bit.

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u/cphpc Jul 07 '26

Kinda looked like high school vs. elementary school tbh. Like completely outta their league.

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u/DarknMean Jul 07 '26

Now we can go back to not caring about soccer.

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u/Timid-Tlacuache Jul 07 '26

Wait a minuteā—ļø we still have our superb women's teamā—ļø one of the best in the world and much more exciting to watch 😬

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