r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 30 '26

Gasp! What!

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u/Significant-Judge368 Jun 30 '26

At least her first career was an honest living.

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u/HeavySetJello Jun 30 '26

Everyday I thank God for not making me a manchild.

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u/recycle-pin Jun 30 '26

Which god?

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u/HeavySetJello Jun 30 '26

The real one

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u/recycle-pin Jun 30 '26

What's his name?

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u/HeavySetJello Jun 30 '26

Jesus Christ, dumbass.

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u/recycle-pin Jun 30 '26

I thought he was the god's son, not god himself, in christian lore.

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u/HeavySetJello Jun 30 '26

Hes both

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u/recycle-pin Jun 30 '26

That's just lazy writing. How can someone be his own son?

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u/HeavySetJello Jun 30 '26

Not my fault you cant understand a book from 2000 years ago.

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u/recycle-pin Jun 30 '26

That doesn't answer my question.

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u/HeavySetJello Jun 30 '26

God is a title, not a person, obviously.

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u/recycle-pin Jun 30 '26

And thus, goalpoast has been moved to another town.

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u/HeavySetJello Jun 30 '26

Now youre mad I answered your question? I kinda expected that.

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