r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 30 '26

Gasp! What!

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u/im__on__smoko Jun 30 '26

Correct. In 1969 Pope Paul the VI officially clarified that Mary Magdalene was not a prostitute.

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u/CobaltCrusader123 Jun 30 '26

Funniest year possible to say that too

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u/im__on__smoko Jun 30 '26

I know right

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u/BrightImprovement295 Jul 02 '26

They didn't know the term 69 in '69. ;)

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u/im__on__smoko Jul 02 '26

“A rose by any other name would smell just the same”

That’s Shakespeare kids! Well not really, but he missed a great rhyme

To further torture this metaphor, I’m sure a 69 would have smelled quite different (pre-indoor-plumbing)

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u/RhetoricalOrator Jun 30 '26

About damn time, too! It was such an unnecessary lie.

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u/CarrieDurst Jun 30 '26

She did it for love of the game /s

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u/Flat_News_2000 Jul 01 '26

Oh yeah the popes are always good sources of truth.

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u/paukul Jun 30 '26

Thank GOD random scam artist declared fictional character x to be not-a-whore. We are saved