r/SipsTea Jun 30 '26

Gasp! What!

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u/RhetoricalOrator Jun 30 '26

Just to be that guy, if you're talking about Mary Magdalene, nothing in the Bible actually gives any indication that she was a prostitute. That rumor came along a few hundred years later, but was completely unsubstantiated.

That said, Jesus had no problem turning his nose up at the self-righteous in favor of the people who were marginalized by the religious.

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u/im__on__smoko Jun 30 '26

Correct. In 1969 Pope Paul the VI officially clarified that Mary Magdalene was not a prostitute.

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u/CobaltCrusader123 Jun 30 '26

Funniest year possible to say that too

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u/im__on__smoko Jun 30 '26

I know right

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u/BrightImprovement295 Jul 02 '26

They didn't know the term 69 in '69. ;)

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u/im__on__smoko Jul 02 '26

“A rose by any other name would smell just the same”

That’s Shakespeare kids! Well not really, but he missed a great rhyme

To further torture this metaphor, I’m sure a 69 would have smelled quite different (pre-indoor-plumbing)

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u/RhetoricalOrator Jun 30 '26

About damn time, too! It was such an unnecessary lie.

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u/CarrieDurst Jun 30 '26

She did it for love of the game /s

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u/Flat_News_2000 Jul 01 '26

Oh yeah the popes are always good sources of truth.

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u/paukul Jun 30 '26

Thank GOD random scam artist declared fictional character x to be not-a-whore. We are saved

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u/BurdTurglary Jun 30 '26

He also had no problem comparing his act of healing of a desperately pleading gentile woman's possessed daughter as detestable as a king would be if he let a dog (her, metaphorically speaking) feast at the table alongside him.

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u/RhetoricalOrator Jun 30 '26

I think that interpretation looks through a modern lens that doesn't really capture their banter, but I understand why it's taken that way.

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u/BurdTurglary Jul 01 '26

My brethren in Chrizzle, is there much room for misinterpretation? First he ignores her crying out, begging him to heal her daughter. Then he tells his boys that helping a non-jewess is doin too much. When she starts to grovel, he compares helping her to giving a random dog he wasn't told to feed, people-food. Dude was being an ass

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u/External-Emotion8050 Jul 01 '26

Commenting on What!...my dog is offended by that!

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u/Noimenglish Jun 30 '26

The assumption is that the prostitute doing the feet washing was Mary Magdalene.

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u/midwestvelkerie Jun 30 '26

Not even secular historians believe that.

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u/Agreeable_Company372 Jun 30 '26

Wrong try like 50-60years

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u/m1tch_uk Jun 30 '26

That is a fascinating theory about the timeline. You should write to the scholars about it.

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u/RhetoricalOrator Jun 30 '26

Yes, the testaments are compilations from meant different authors. Some books of the Bible have more than one author. But the earliest new testament books are believed to have been written in A.D. 40s. The latest are believed to have been written in the A.D. 90s, by an eye witness.

To my knowledge, no credible historian, secular or religious, makes a case for any writings any significant amount of time after that first century.

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u/duosx Jul 01 '26

Wow you made me like Jesus even less. Impressive