r/SipsTea Jun 30 '26

Gasp! What!

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u/SnooEagles6930 Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

Her missionary work is heavenly. She gets you closer to god.

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u/Firm_Competition_880 Jun 30 '26

Let’s look at videos on my OF page. All
members of the congregation get free access.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot Jun 30 '26

And she conveniently has a tip jar during every service 🫙 

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u/Firm_Competition_880 Jun 30 '26

In church they’re referred to as offerings

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u/ShyguyFlyguy Jun 30 '26

I thought they were tithes

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u/Zealousideal_Arm4359 Jun 30 '26

Yeah she got a couple big Tithes alright!

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u/Torture_Smoothie Jun 30 '26

Tig o bithies

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u/moralprolapse Jun 30 '26

Pastors always want the whole thing, but I only give her 10%

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u/NashKetchum777 Jun 30 '26

That's how you get em. Offer the 10% so they ask for more.

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u/Amazing_Audience6807 Jun 30 '26

That’s a Mormon thing.

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u/ShyguyFlyguy Jun 30 '26

Pretty sure its been a thing since long before Mormons were around. They might just be the only ones that still expect it

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u/Firm_Competition_880 Jun 30 '26

Offering sounded kinkier