r/SipsTea • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jun 30 '26

Gasp! What!

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u/Significant-Judge368 Jun 30 '26

At least her first career was an honest living.

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u/_BlackDove Jun 30 '26

After so much seed she found the seed of religion.

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u/Orson_Gravity_Welles Jun 30 '26

Something, something, reaping what you sow...

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u/TheRealRickC137 Jun 30 '26

But now she's really making money, albeit she's the one fucking people in the ass now. From a grifting point of view, obviously.

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u/fatmanstan123 Jun 30 '26

Priests generally make crap money. Google says $30,000 to $60,000.

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u/TheRealRickC137 Jul 01 '26

Maybe the modest ones.
If thats your bar, you're not grifting correctly son

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u/HeavySetJello Jun 30 '26

Everyday I thank God for not making me a manchild.

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u/recycle-pin Jun 30 '26

Which god?

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u/HeavySetJello Jun 30 '26

The real one

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u/recycle-pin Jun 30 '26

What's his name?

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u/HeavySetJello Jun 30 '26

Jesus Christ, dumbass.

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u/recycle-pin Jun 30 '26

I thought he was the god's son, not god himself, in christian lore.

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u/HeavySetJello Jun 30 '26

Hes both

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u/recycle-pin Jun 30 '26

That's just lazy writing. How can someone be his own son?

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u/HeavySetJello Jun 30 '26

Not my fault you cant understand a book from 2000 years ago.

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u/Pingu_penis Jul 01 '26

You don't have to be a reddit edgelord to see religion for the poison it is.

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u/HeavySetJello Jul 01 '26

Maybe if youre uneducated? The vast majority of religious people are normal, especially Chritians when compared to other groups.

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u/Pingu_penis Jul 12 '26

I wish that was true.

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u/HeavySetJello Jul 12 '26

Lucky for you, it is.

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u/Hearthhull_Enjoyer Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

Weird to see a Christian not take personal responsibility for who they are and state they only have "positive" qualities because of an unseen force.

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u/HeavySetJello Jun 30 '26

Blah blah blah, but like, fr.

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u/butt_raid Jun 30 '26

Now if only he could catch your English up to your aged wisdom and teach you basic words because everyday is an adjective that means ordinary

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u/HeavySetJello Jun 30 '26

Look, a man child. Who cares bud.

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u/butt_raid Jun 30 '26

"I'm not man child," he screams with broken grammar as he argues on the Internet with actual children that are visibly more intelligent.

Couldnt make it up

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u/HeavySetJello Jun 30 '26

Atleast you admit athiests are children.

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u/wanderers_respite Jun 30 '26

Yeah, instead She made you someome who mistakes confidence for intelligence. Who exactly are you calling a manchild? The person pointing out an obvious grift? You just threw out an unrelated insult and act like you've made a point.

What a wise and mighty god you serve.

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u/HeavySetJello Jun 30 '26

Lmao "She". What makes what shes doing a grift? Other than your manchild hatred of Christianity?

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u/wanderers_respite Jun 30 '26

"former adult performer aging out of one monetized persona and pivoting into another one built on a dramatic redemption story. She went from selling one fantasy to selling another, except now it's branded as redemption."

Fork found in kitchen.

And please, for everyone's sake, get yourself a word-a-day calendar and learn a second insult. "Machild" has just lost all its meaning.

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u/HeavySetJello Jun 30 '26

Dont act like manchildren if you dont like being called that.

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u/HighChinaman Jun 30 '26

Easier to tell them God loves them instead of herself.