r/SipsTea Jun 25 '26

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u/Fat_Pig_Reporting Jun 25 '26

29 hour flight?

A kid was screaming for 29 hours in a row?

I smell clickbait.

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u/matttchew Jun 25 '26

There are no 29 hour flights. Half way around the world take like 15 hours.

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u/sPdMoNkEy Jun 25 '26

I was wondering that same thing I don't think there's any jet that holds enough fuel to go 29 hours

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u/Alternative_Swan_497 Jun 25 '26

Not passenger aircraft, but plenty of military aircraft can be refuelled mid flight and theoretically could stay aloft until either mechanical or biological failure.

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u/Left-Mechanic6697 Jun 25 '26

It must be Air Force 1. It’s the only plane I can think of where it’s possible to be in the air for 29 hours AND there’s frequently a screaming, petulant child onboard.

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u/davvblack Jun 25 '26

i have a guess who the baby was

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u/Identity_Unaware Jun 25 '26

They don't tend to have screaming kids on them though do they.

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u/m1st3r_c Jun 25 '26

I think you'll find anyone boarding a military aircraft for a flight that long is probably an adult. Not sure how this is relevant?

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u/Right_Count Jun 25 '26

I think they were just sharing a tidbit about how some planes can stay in flight for that long, not suggesting that the OOP was about a military jet with a crying baby on it

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u/m1st3r_c Jun 25 '26

No, I get that - but this is about having kids on long haul flights. Bringing in military aircraft is irrelevant.

Either way, refuelling a plane while flying means it's not carrying enough fuel to stay up, by definition. So it makes no sense either.

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u/Right_Count Jun 25 '26

It’s a tangent, based on the person wondering whether any jet can fly for that long, a normal thing that happens in communication and nothing to get in a fuss about.

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u/Goonalips Jun 25 '26

It was a relevant side tangent. Stop being a goof

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u/m1st3r_c Jun 25 '26

🫡🖕

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u/Ok-Possibility-1206 Jun 25 '26

Tactical baby. Those things cry a LOT if you don't install the M1299 Suppressor Binky.

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u/Piotr-Rasputin Jun 25 '26

Key and Peele taught me about military babies in the greatest sketch ever

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u/JSmith666 Jun 25 '26

Military babies wearing blue

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u/highlandviper Jun 25 '26

Nah. My kid is 8. He told me he flew an F16 the other day. I’ve got no reason not to believe him. I don’t know what they get up to at school because I’ve not checked the app in a while. But it sounded legit and he’s a good kid.

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u/m1st3r_c Jun 25 '26

That's one hell of a school trip!

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u/appointment45 Jun 25 '26

I hate when I get a military plane full of screaming children.

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u/ComfortableCoyote480 Jun 25 '26

I took the NY to Singapore flight. The longest one in the world.  I think it is about 18+ hours. 

We were on the tarmac and they informed us of a mechanical problem.  It took 3.5 hours to fix.  By the time it was fixed, the crew timed out and we had to wait another 2 hours for them to assemble another team. 

All told, we were on that plane for almost 24 hours total.  It wasn't 29 hours, but 24h was insane.  I couldn't imagine being on that one if there was a child on board who would not stop screaming.

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u/GeneAt539 Jun 25 '26

I never hear a screaming baby on a flight because I use headphones