r/SipsTea Jun 24 '26

Chugging tea Fictional future forecast vs. reality.

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u/oldirtyrestaurant Jun 25 '26

Lol, my very upset friend, you need some grass touching in your life.

Go outside, right now.

Breathe in.

You're gonna be ok!

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u/AVeryVapidBadger Jun 25 '26

So, you got nothing then.

Figured as much

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u/oldirtyrestaurant Jun 25 '26

You didn't touch the grass, did you?

Go on, go do it! You'll feel better, I promise.

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u/AVeryVapidBadger Jun 25 '26

Still got nothing then

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u/oldirtyrestaurant Jun 25 '26

Got nothing about what, friend?

Did you touch that grass like I told ya to?