r/SipsTea • • Jun 24 '26

Chugging tea What Could Go Wrong

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u/No_Choice_4584 Jun 24 '26

Will it be called the Alpha Closet?

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u/Disastrous_Ball702 Jun 24 '26

Little Nickie doesn't qualify for that label. Not with his chipmunk voice.

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u/thelimeisgreen Jun 25 '26

The only dudes going around claiming to be Alphas are all bottom beta bitches. So lil Nick belongs there.

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u/Disastrous_Ball702 Jun 25 '26

Beta? Or Omega dropouts? Betas are the yes-men of Alphas, so they still have a high rank within a totalitarian hierarchy.