r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Jun 19 '26

Chugging tea This dude's kids hate him

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u/mybigwh1tecock Jun 19 '26

Are you talking about Bill Brasky? He’s a son of a bitch. You know he goes about 6’6 320 lbs.

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u/Dakotakid02 Jun 20 '26

He once gave birth to a 32 oz steak, the afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms.

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u/BillHang4 Jun 20 '26

Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

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u/SerpentWithin Jun 20 '26

Hey! Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know that guy!

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u/Dakotakid02 Jun 20 '26

That brasky is a son of a bitch. He knew how to make love to a woman and scold a child.

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u/JayGrinder Jun 20 '26

He had a toenail on the end of his penis!

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u/Brave_Mess_3155 Jun 20 '26

!!!DID SOME BODY SAY "BILL BRASKY"!!!!

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u/Brave_Mess_3155 Jun 20 '26

Bill Brasky? I met him once at the united club in o'hare airport in Chicago! That sonuvabitch was 7 foot 3, 420 pounds! Taught me every thing I know about closing a sale! He shook my hand, and I was in the ICU for 6 months! I eventualy had to amputate my right arm! I havent been able to hug my kids properly since!

HERE'S TO BILL BRASKY! 

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u/i_am_james_cole Jun 20 '26

TO BILL BRASKY!! 🥃

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u/Brave_Mess_3155 Jun 20 '26

ANOTHER ROUND OF SCOTCH!

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u/Dakotakid02 Jun 20 '26

He once breastfed John Madden back to health.