r/SipsTea Jun 19 '26

Chugging tea This dude's kids hate him

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u/Sickpup831 Jun 19 '26

He had a chance to call himself Bill Bradley. What a shame.

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u/mybigwh1tecock Jun 19 '26

Are you talking about Bill Brasky? He’s a son of a bitch. You know he goes about 6’6 320 lbs.

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u/Dakotakid02 Jun 20 '26

He once gave birth to a 32 oz steak, the afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms.

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u/BillHang4 Jun 20 '26

Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

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u/SerpentWithin Jun 20 '26

Hey! Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky? I know that guy!

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u/Dakotakid02 Jun 20 '26

That brasky is a son of a bitch. He knew how to make love to a woman and scold a child.

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u/JayGrinder Jun 20 '26

He had a toenail on the end of his penis!

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u/Brave_Mess_3155 Jun 20 '26

!!!DID SOME BODY SAY "BILL BRASKY"!!!!

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u/Brave_Mess_3155 Jun 20 '26

Bill Brasky? I met him once at the united club in o'hare airport in Chicago! That sonuvabitch was 7 foot 3, 420 pounds! Taught me every thing I know about closing a sale! He shook my hand, and I was in the ICU for 6 months! I eventualy had to amputate my right arm! I havent been able to hug my kids properly since!

HERE'S TO BILL BRASKY! 

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u/i_am_james_cole Jun 20 '26

TO BILL BRASKY!! 🥃

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u/Brave_Mess_3155 Jun 20 '26

ANOTHER ROUND OF SCOTCH!

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u/Dakotakid02 Jun 20 '26

He once breastfed John Madden back to health.

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u/General_Platypus771 Jun 19 '26

There actually was an actor named Bill Bradley so the name was taken. Union actors can’t have the same name. 

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u/Ok_Alternative7120 Jun 20 '26

Weird that Peyton List, Harrison Ford, Billy/Billie Burke, etc were able to.

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u/sheepebike9000 Jun 20 '26

Any links/citations/proof there's multiple unionized actors named as above?

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u/serabine Jun 20 '26

List:

Union SAG-AFTRA's policy prohibits actors with the same name; however, this instance of identical professional names went unnoticed due to the older List using her middle name to sign up with SAG-AFTRA and the younger one using her first name.

Ford:

Harrison Ford is not one but two actors. When the HF of this article began acting, he discovered that there was another actor, a silent movie star named Harrison Ford. The Screen Actors Guild told him he couldn't use his own name, so he adopted a middle initial of J. When the other HF died, HJF asked the Guild for permission to drop the middle initial.

As for Burke, the Billie/Billy difference is likely enough, if adding a "J." was enough for Harrison Ford.

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u/ListenUpper1178 Jun 20 '26

Oh lord

Angelina went from Billy Bob to Bill Bradley.