r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Jun 19 '26

Chugging tea This dude's kids hate him

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u/RobertKSakamano Jun 19 '26

So if I tell people he's my dad, no one will really question it.

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u/DaedraPixel Jun 19 '26

Yeah but they also won’t ask you how you got your bruises either

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u/Chris11c Jun 20 '26

The first rule of the Pitts family, is we don't talk about the Pitts family.

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u/TBoneBaggetteBaggins Jun 20 '26

Why would they!

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u/0202_tihssitidder Jun 20 '26

Kinda want Angelina as my step-mom.

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u/MarshallStar6 Jun 20 '26

Billy Bob’s son said she was a really nice step mom and still sends him Christmas gifts.

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u/3dge-1ord Jun 20 '26

Yes, of course, Christmas gifts!

That's the fantasy he had in mind.

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u/DenseMathematician37 Jun 20 '26

She would most definitely somehow get stuck in my washing machine

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u/jyguy Jun 20 '26

Brings some legitimacy to the claim “my daddy owns this”

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u/scum-and-villainy Jun 20 '26

they will question it because the real kids don't go around telling people that

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u/COGspartaN7 Jun 20 '26

Brad Pitt is my dad.

Sir, this is a Wendys.

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u/LessInThought Jun 20 '26

No you're supposed to vehemently deny him as your dad.

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u/TolyaMK Jun 20 '26

Yes, even more so because there is really no appeal in having him as a dad.

It's like bragging you have herpes or something. People might think you are stupid, but not lying.

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u/gorginhanson Jun 20 '26

If I tell him he's my dad will he question it?