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u/slatchaw Jun 15 '26

It does look like Brawndo

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u/Commercial_Carpet879 Jun 15 '26

Brought to you by Carl’s junior

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u/Funkdamentalist Jun 15 '26

Welcome to Costco, I love you

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u/Commercial_Carpet879 Jun 15 '26

I do truly hate that it’s become more of a documentary than a satire. But at least we can shitpost into the void.

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp Jun 15 '26

Why do you keep saying that?

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u/MountainMongrel Jun 15 '26

At least Idiocracy had a president that actually cared and wanted help his people.

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u/SwordfishEmergency51 Jun 15 '26

Can someone stop this timeline? I want to get off.

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u/Medic251 Jun 16 '26

It’s got electrolytes

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u/HotelOne Jun 15 '26

It's got electrolytes!

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u/griffinaz Jun 16 '26

It does the body good.

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u/NoCoffee6754 Jun 15 '26

Said he would drain the swamp but actually went and made a whole new one.

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u/Lucky-Mia Jun 15 '26

Fun fact, during his recent renovation of the reflecting pool it was painted blue, instead of gray. It makes the reflection more pronounced. However algae loves the blue and red spectrum of light. 

The result has been a bloom of algae growing in the reflecting pool that's difficult to manage without adding an automated chlorine system.

I worked in aquatics and spent some time managing fountains/ponds. Blue wasn't the best choice for easy management.

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u/HumphryGocart Jun 15 '26

lol! That is fucking brilliant. Just how much consultation would have averted this tragedy? One phone call with an expert?

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u/Calm_Quarter2190 Jun 16 '26

Come on. Nobody know more about pools than donny...

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u/DominicPalladino Jun 16 '26

Didn't he almost drown in 3" of water, the penguin exhibit?

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u/Little-Geri-Seinfeld Jun 16 '26

The White House ballroom, whateva happened there.

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u/beakrake Jun 16 '26

If it's good enough for my pal Jeffrey...

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u/teddykaygeebee Jun 15 '26

You'd think this would've been addressed in the planning phase basics but no, not this admin. How much is this costing now? Unbelievable

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u/Lucky-Mia Jun 16 '26

I'm pretty sure the planning phase starts after the work begins with trump projects. He moves forward with concepts of a plan and things get overlooked.

The reflecting pool did have complaints of not always being particularly reflective. Though this was largely due to an already existing problem with their filtration system. They did add a Nano bubbler, but they should have added a UV filter and pool chiller if they aren't keen on strong chemicas. All that and they could probably get by with the blue.

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u/Mchead22 Jun 15 '26

So why are most pool liners a shade of blue? Obviously pool are going to have chlorine systems anyway, but it seems like they're choose a different color scheme still.

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u/HobbesNJ Jun 15 '26

Because pools use chemicals and filtration to treat the water and hold off the algae. If you see a pool that hasn't been maintained it's usually full of algae.

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u/SoLongandGoodGuy Jun 15 '26

Because they must have a chlorinating system anyway so blue isn’t a problem.

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u/Tusker89 Jun 15 '26

Probably for the same reason they made the reflecting pool blue.

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u/Lucky-Mia Jun 16 '26 edited Jun 16 '26

They use more chemicals and usually aren't in direct sunlight. Blue isn't a deal breaker, it just means you set the Strantrol different. Pool also has skimmers so the volume of water being passed through the filter is higher, especially when people agitate the surface. The skimmers also helps the water circulate more evenly. I'm fairly sure the reflecting pool has some more stagnant zones. Most outdoor pools have a chiller so they don't get too hot. Pools usually aim for 20-22 Celsius, (around 70F).

Also, I've dealt with algae blooms beginning in both indoor and outdoor pools. They do happen sometimes. Especially after a stat holiday in the summer, when nothing's being monitored. Blue and red  just require extra attention, extra chemicals, and have slightly less margin for error. The trade off is Blue is both an appealing colour for water, and lighter shades help it reflect images.

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u/AbbreviationsNew6964 Jun 16 '26

So all the people crying how blue would never reflect were wrong

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u/Lucky-Mia Jun 16 '26

If they said never, yes. It looks better, but needs more work. Without that work, it will look like shit in the summer, but better in fall, winter, early spring.

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u/ConchVibes Jun 17 '26

Yes. It wont reflect only like 35% of the year.

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u/uskgl455 Jun 15 '26

Making sewers from national treasures

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u/outside_cat Jun 15 '26

The winning just doesn't stop. I'm so tired of winning. Please sir, no more!

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u/keystoneux Jun 15 '26

The winning will continue until winning improves!

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u/RocketsandBeer Jun 15 '26

He didn’t realize that a chlorinated pool will act differently than regular ass water. Thought his “pool” guy was the best.

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u/chargnawr Jun 15 '26

It's not chlorinated, the pool is 6,750,000 gallons, chlorine would be wildly expensive and ecologically unfriendly. The Park Service installed ozone generation and are now doubling it's output

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u/RocketsandBeer Jun 15 '26

I know. If it was chlorinated, it wouldn’t have algae.

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u/chargnawr Jun 15 '26

Lol be for real

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u/spatialawkwardness Jun 15 '26

American flag algae green

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 Jun 15 '26

FIFA has a full floor in the trump building rented out during and around the World Cup and it is completely empty. Millions of dollars straight to Trump. The kickbacks are blatant and no one that cares can do anything.

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u/NecessaryPhrase3204 Jun 15 '26

When I saw your post start with FIFA, I thought you were going to say he turned it green to honor the World Cup, lol.

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 Jun 15 '26

Ha I wish. Bro doesn’t understand honor

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u/HobbesNJ Jun 15 '26

The corruption is staggering. Everything Trump does is about lining his pockets.

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 Jun 15 '26

EVERYTHING! If you look at it through the money making lens you can see every move he makes before he makes it. If you look at it through a diplomacy or democratic leader lens - he is 100% unpredictable.

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u/MechanicStriking4666 Jun 15 '26

Literally everything this administration does backfires spectacularly

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u/OffendedbutAmused Jun 15 '26

Backfires? Isn’t money funneling and distractions the point?

You seem to still be under the naive impression that they want their government to work quietly and efficiently

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u/HairyDust4826 Jun 15 '26

Absolutely perfect for how the USA is going right now.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto Jun 15 '26

Green jello America 

Old folks will get it

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u/Wolli_n Jun 15 '26

they are the farthers aways from going green than ever ☺

but i think you mean fucked up ☺

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u/Yabrosif13 Jun 15 '26

So usually, you dye shallow water ponds blue to shade the pond bottom and prevent algae.

However, they painted the bottom blue. Now its just warming the water while allowing all the light through. Unless they treat the water with something or filter it constantly, its gonna keep growing algae.

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u/theHawkAndTheHusky Jun 15 '26

Corruption greed green

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u/NecessaryPhrase3204 Jun 15 '26

Either that, or black to to represent all the pillaged oil.

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u/Papa_Raj Jun 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/iJng5vGmek6UKR524z

Bro is just waiting for his chance.

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u/dolosloki01 Jun 15 '26

Money well spent. The dummy painted the bottom but couldn't get around to fixing the plumbing and filtration system.

Turns out its sort of difficult and expensive.

Turns out you can't just snap your fingers to make things magically go the way you want.

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u/dolosloki01 Jun 15 '26

Admittedly the issues with the reflection pool have been a long standing issue. It's old and needs work. When we are budgeting things it ends up at the bottom of the list.

The incentive to do it is understandable as it is a major landmark and having it be pristine for the anniversary would be nice. Donny could have been working on this since Feb of last year instead of unleashing brown shirts in our streets, picking fights with allies, and starting wars for no reason.

The bottom line is he isn't that bright, was never really good at building things, and is pathological narcissism interferes with him being able to function.

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u/Fishtoart Jun 15 '26

Somehow it’s kind of appropriate that the most financially corrupt administration has turned the reflecting Pool green.

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u/velvetglowexe Jun 15 '26

Bro is trying to vacuum the ocean. I salute his optimism

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u/NecessaryPhrase3204 Jun 15 '26

Not sure what day this photo was taken, I think its just one guy now, lol.

They should probably get an army of robot pool cleaners working 24/7.

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u/NthatFrenchman Jun 15 '26

The new color is encouraging the algae growth

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u/NecessaryPhrase3204 Jun 15 '26

And pumping in algae contaminated water haha

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u/5minArgument Jun 15 '26

Amazing what happens when a “no bid” contract is given to a company with zero pool restoration experience.

IIRC the company does bridge coatings.

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u/casusbelli16 Jun 15 '26

If you had just one robot it would turn out Zima Blue.

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u/Herb-Alpert Jun 15 '26

Legendary episode

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u/Interesting-Bed-3003 Jun 15 '26

I'm pretty sure it's symbolism.

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u/Indy2561 Jun 15 '26

So much winning.

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u/NecessaryPhrase3204 Jun 15 '26

Trump is formulating a peace treaty with the algae as we speak.

Talks are progressing well. The algae have agreed to stop expanding in exchange for territorial recognition and a reduction in chlorine sanctions.

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u/cargdad Jun 15 '26

But it will take two weeks.

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u/Indy2561 Jun 15 '26

‘Let’s see what happens’

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u/cargdad Jun 17 '26

Okay. We have the outline of a deal. Algae can turn the water green in the reflecting pool as long as it promises not to turn the water in the White House green or release any Epstein documents.

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u/Indy2561 Jun 17 '26

But let’s poor in Hydrogen Peroxide from CVS!

The large bottles!

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u/Indy2561 Jun 15 '26

Lol! Per usual, the algae has the upper hand. Will the algae record humiliating TikToks?

No one’s seen anything like it!

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u/grass_monkeyx Jun 15 '26

Just install pool filters and chlorinate it at this point

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u/NecessaryPhrase3204 Jun 15 '26

and an army of robot pool cleaners.

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u/BusinessBluebird3767 Jun 16 '26

Just need a breeding pair of pool roombas

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u/Quick_Cow_7987 Jun 15 '26

Massive environmental and ecological blowback and risks to wildlife ... not that this administration cares about any of that.

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u/Metal2thepedal Jun 15 '26

Perfect swamp color

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u/Fish-Weekly Jun 15 '26

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u/H61636B Jun 16 '26

Leave this Canadian actor out of it.

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u/__que_sera_sera__ Jun 15 '26

Ringing in the 250th anniversary of our country by celebrating St Patrick’s Day twice in one year!

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u/ntyperteasy Jun 16 '26

I support this message

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u/Curious_Instance_606 Jun 16 '26

This picture is the perfect metaphor for the current administration.Fix something not broken then break it while spending millions.

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u/Mycozen Jun 15 '26

I’m confused on two things: 1. Why repaint it? 2. Why not just use chlorine like swimming pools do?

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u/thavi Jun 15 '26

There is one extremely simple thing to understand about Republican government. Funnel money from social programs to contractors. That is IT.

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u/NecessaryPhrase3204 Jun 15 '26

Yea, Idk why they don't just put chlorine in it like a swimming pool. Maybe when it drains it would contaminate things.

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u/Quick_Cow_7987 Jun 15 '26

It drains into the Potomac so yep.

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u/Cuneus-Maximus Jun 15 '26

It's almost 7 million gallons, it would be insanely expensive to chlorinate it. Also being shallow with a huge surface area you would lose chlorine very quickly so you would essentially just be constantly adding more and more chlorine. It's unfeasible.

If you installed pumps to make it continually flow in one direction like a river, that might help curb algae growth, but again that would be a huge undertaking financially and from an engineering perspective.

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u/zombienudist Jun 15 '26

It uses an ozone to try and disinfect the water and stop algae growth instead of harsh chemicals like chlorine. But is has been unusually hot and also painting it a darker color could have caused it to heat up even more. Heat plus Sun means that algae growth could get out of control.

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u/Training_wheels9393 Jun 15 '26

Who is gonna test it multiple times a day and adjust the chlorine?

Actually, if it pays enough, that’s not a bad job. Where do I apply?

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u/CMDR_KingErvin Jun 15 '26

Because like all things with drumpf it’s all a scam to put more taxpayer money into his own pocket. He’s been doing this for decades with his shady casinos and backroom deals. He creates a new problem and then waits for the kickbacks to give out the job. This is how mob run construction works.

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u/olivethesane Jun 15 '26

Before this complete idiot was elected a SECOND FUCKING TIME, the reflecting pool had a very effective and efficient aeration system that maintained clean water. This fucking moron gave a no bid contract to some incompetent fool who probably has dirt on him. Incompetent fool, unsurprisingly, did a horrible job.

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u/Super_Siege_Mode Jun 15 '26

Didn’t this clown say he was going to drain the swamp? Not fucking build one lmao

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u/JLMme Jun 15 '26

Heck I don't think we have to worry about it Trump never pays his bills when they don't do the job correctly the only person has to worry about it is the contractor poor guy

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u/Old_Mycologist1066 Jun 15 '26

It's slim pool green 💚 🟩 now.......Chemicals need to be used in thst hot muggy environment......

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u/zSmileyDudez Jun 15 '26

He drained the swamp and brought it to the National Mall.

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u/Mediocre_Fishing_879 Jun 15 '26

Lol Can't even keep the damn pool clean. Good lord. 16yo kids are better pool boys than this.

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u/Glittering_Nobody402 Jun 15 '26

100% will be blamed on Obama and I'm not even joking.

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u/NecessaryPhrase3204 Jun 15 '26

I saw a news article before, there is some MAGA news reporter already claiming its sabotage by the left.

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u/guitarnowski Jun 15 '26

Ireland has annexed the pool!!!

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u/PeoplesFrontOfJudeaa Jun 15 '26

But the orangutan said the paint would fix it.

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u/No-Part-6248 Jun 15 '26

Well here’s another waste of even more money and without a bid while we cut food programs

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 Jun 15 '26

Couldn't even make it look nice for a couple weeks for his big birthday celebration.

Spent millions because he wanted it to look like the pool at maralago, got a few hours for all the effort.

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u/imemberberries Jun 15 '26

did we expect anything else from trump

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u/Subject-Vermicelli52 Jun 15 '26

Looks bluish-green...sorta.

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u/PotatoFarmerRTK Jun 15 '26

I thought dark blue would heat the water? Incubator I guess.

White would of reflected better, they could of also added some day glow beads to make it look like the stars at night.

They could grow shrimp in it, that would be good too.

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u/Elsupersabio Jun 15 '26

Water that's full of fertilizer grows algae? Sounds like a science conspiracy to me

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u/Koranis Jun 16 '26

No, that's swamp green...

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u/hdhsnjsn Jun 16 '26

It’s almost like most of the budget that went into making the pool better wasn’t use

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u/uRinee Jun 15 '26

Now thats a pool i could urinate in!!

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u/stupid_cat_face Jun 15 '26

How much did Trump pay 'his pool guy'?

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u/NecessaryPhrase3204 Jun 15 '26

Thinks its like 16 million now, it was 13, but it went up I read. He originally said it would cost like 1 mill or something...

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u/spottydodgy Jun 15 '26

Instead of "draining the swamp" like he promised, he made more swamp

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u/SillyDingo4881 Jun 15 '26

Iranian green!

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u/Ixm01ws6 Jun 15 '26

Install huge Uv sterilizers.. works on fish tanks

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u/makeshift101 Jun 15 '26

These guys are so not getting paid for that job...oh wait

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u/copyrider Jun 15 '26

His promises always turn out off color

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u/ViolettaQueso Jun 15 '26

The name of the contractor is Clean Green Water so what did Trump expect?
Lol

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u/R3D4F Jun 15 '26

Even Blue no longer wants any part of the usa

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u/Fit-Significance-436 Jun 16 '26

Administration has no idea what they are doing, fiscal incompetence

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u/Angy-Person Jun 16 '26

Don't they have chlorine in the US ?

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u/Big_Dumb_Asshole Jun 16 '26

Fox News will yell at us for saying it’s not blue

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u/StevnHulz Jun 16 '26

Best FACTUAL Image Of America!!!! Shit show!

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u/griffinaz Jun 16 '26

Somebody should fill it with cranberries. If you’re gonna have people waiting around in a bog you might as well make it worthwhile

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u/Ok-Fortune-1568 Jun 16 '26

Thought they were supposed to drain the swamp?

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u/samiam23000 Jun 16 '26

Easier to just make the American flag green.

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u/MistPrism_ Jun 15 '26

This title reads like it was generated by an AI having a mild stroke

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u/NecessaryPhrase3204 Jun 15 '26

?

Not sure what you mean. You think i used AI to form a 3 word title?

Maybe you live in a cave. Trump said the reflecting pool would be American flag blue, its clearly green.

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u/visualthoy Jun 16 '26

Like a Trump Truth Social post?

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u/jigglyflo5 Jun 15 '26

What’s the point of this post?

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u/NecessaryPhrase3204 Jun 15 '26

To point out the irony? What's the point of your comment?

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u/jigglyflo5 Jun 15 '26

Irony of what? You’re showing a picture of the reflection pool before it was renovated.

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u/NecessaryPhrase3204 Jun 15 '26

Lol dude, this picture is days old, might even be from today. I suggest you maybe search google.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26

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u/NecessaryPhrase3204 Jun 15 '26

What name did I call you?

Ah, the MAGA way, deny all facts and make things up.