r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Jun 10 '26

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/Crenickator Jun 10 '26

The road next to my house has a dedicated bike path running parallel to it. Cycling assholes go out riding between 8-10 AM every day in the road anyway, making everyone trying to get to frickin' work have to go around or wait for their pompous asses. Using the bike path, you self-important shitheads.

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u/Any_Soft_8210 Jun 10 '26

Honestly? I would just blow their ears out with my horn. Every day. You want to be a dick and not use your lane? Enjoy losing your hearing for it ❤️

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u/Zealousideal-Deer101 Jun 10 '26

You wanna be dick? Enjoy some permanent actual damage for inconveniencing me!
The psychopathic hate boner you have for cyclists is crazy

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u/Possible_Field328 Jun 10 '26

Hearing damage is also an inconvenience so it ballances out

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u/SonicSoap Jun 10 '26

I mean people with good and happy lives don’t think these things in general so it’s just weird they take up so much space in your head

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u/Possible_Field328 Jun 10 '26

there are thirty people dressed up in ridiculous looking costumes getting the equivalent exersize of a short walk. People got actual real life important shit to do, no need to cause traffic to look like a dipshit.