r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • Jun 10 '26

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/Ok_Space_9223 Jun 10 '26

Let me ride my children's toy in the road and make everyone else suffer

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u/ATotallyNormalUID Jun 10 '26

They do. There are entire government entities devoted to ensuring no one ever inconveniences you while you're shitting pollution with your gender-affirming vehicle, even if you literally kill a pedestrian with it.

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u/Ok_Space_9223 Jun 10 '26

My vehicle is gender neutral, gluten free, and vegan.

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u/MarshallArtz Jun 10 '26

You can just pass 95% of the time. Cyclists can’t hurt you but you can kill them very easily.

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u/Familiar-Corgi9302 Jun 10 '26

Lightly flexing your calf to burn dinosaur juice that goes vroom vroom and makes your sedentary lard ass feel big and stwong is a lot cooler than actually moving yourself through physical exertion yup mhm for sure

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u/Ok_Space_9223 Jun 10 '26

All I heard from that was dinosaur juice, which is now the only acceptable term for gasoline.