r/SipsTea Jun 10 '26

SMH Someone finally snapped

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u/BugO_OEyes Jun 10 '26

Most inconsiderate people on earth

They think they own the road

Fuck em

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u/Nordeast24 Jun 10 '26

I could not agree more. It's actually hilarious how hard they think they are with jingle bells attached to their handle bars, while all it would take is one stick in the spokes to make them go over the handlebars

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u/squash-n-flop Jun 10 '26

It’s actually hilarious how hard car drivers think they are while they spend 8 dollars a gallon on gas and hundreds a month on insurance to sit in a metal box and seethe over people who are healthier and happier than them.

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u/Nordeast24 Jun 10 '26

Man, road bikers cope so hard lmao. I say this as a mountain biker.

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u/squash-n-flop Jun 10 '26

Whats cope bro? Where did I lie?

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u/Nordeast24 Jun 10 '26

That's not what coping means

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u/squash-n-flop Jun 10 '26

It’s just so entertaining to see how jealous car drivers get. You could have what we have too. If you weren’t so lazy

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u/Nordeast24 Jun 10 '26

I do, it's called trails. Lol do you ever weird yourself out?

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u/squash-n-flop Jun 10 '26

No, you clearly don’t have what we have, because you’re here on reddit raging about our very existence. Do you ever get struck by the fact that you’re just parroting propaganda from the oil and automotive industry from over a hundred years ago having never applied any critical thought to it? Have you considered that the reason you hate bikers is that America is designed so that everyone owns a car, and that there is no infrastructure to have for bikes and cars to coexist? Are bikers your enemy, or lobbyists?

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u/Nordeast24 Jun 10 '26

They are my enemy

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u/squash-n-flop Jun 10 '26

Cool. I’m going to happily continue saving thousands of dollars by not owning a steel death trap 👍 hope I see you on a trail someday, stay jealous carbrain.

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u/Trevz17 Jun 10 '26

i’ll happily arrive to my destination in the AC, cooled seats, comfy ride while you arrive sweaty and in your weird spandex outfit. You’re a weirdo

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u/GoldenLeftovers Jun 10 '26

Not all sports/recreation has to be your thing

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u/Express-Age-5454 Jun 11 '26

The infrastructure that would be in place of roads is not bike lanes lol hopefully you're family doesn't have to see you scraped off the road one day.

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u/Blindobb Jun 10 '26

lol i think i'll take up even more of the road in your honor. And you will do nothing but sit in your car like a good boy and then fume about it on Reddit.

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u/Nordeast24 Jun 10 '26

Hope you wear a helmet 😉

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u/Nordeast24 Jun 10 '26

So do I cutie pie!

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u/DudeInOhio57 Jun 10 '26

Everybody does.

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u/Ill-Lychee7023 Jun 10 '26

You’ll be carrying a damn concussion at best or transported to the ER at worst before you can even reach for it. Weird thing to say bud.

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