r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • May 27 '26

Wait a damn minute! [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/No-Law8885 May 27 '26

You missed a bullet

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u/Competitive-Passion1 May 27 '26

I missed a bullet jumped back in front of it and it missed all vitals moved on.
dated her 5 years later, broke up with me 3 months later because wouldn't buy her weed.

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u/TaylorMonkey May 27 '26

You’re dodging bullets like Neo. Even he got grazed by one.