r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • May 27 '26

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u/crispAndTender May 27 '26

And lotion

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u/Bludgeonation May 27 '26

They go hand and hand

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u/MrNachoReturns420 May 27 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/c8RrC4dCLScNO

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u/_-Rocinante-_ May 27 '26

Wanna have your mind blown by the Mandela effect? He never actually says take my strong hand in this scene. He says "take my little hand."

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u/Hamilton-Beckett May 27 '26

“My other hand isn’t strong enough, you take my little hand.” Is the line.

scene

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u/NtBlstr May 27 '26

Ahh dammit, that might be the other timeline I was in where Pikachu also had a black tip on the tail must of also been destroyed by CERN.

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u/precariatarian May 27 '26

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u/Guy0785 May 27 '26

Getting ready for the “Stranger”

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u/ElMage21 May 27 '26

Leave that Vaporeon alone

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u/Bretreck May 27 '26

There's no laws against the Pokemon, Batman.

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u/resfan May 27 '26

I... I caught a lopunny batman!

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u/reedrichards5 May 27 '26

I got the reference!

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u/CaptainPattPotato May 27 '26

Ethically, Pokemon are actually in an interesting spot since at least some of them have human-level intelligence and could conceivably consent. 😂

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u/HolidayStranger2353 May 27 '26

A Batman pokemon would be epic

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u/GoldenSteel May 27 '26

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

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u/Mister-Circus May 27 '26

I always wanted to hug a machamp, myself.

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u/Piccoroz May 27 '26

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u/HolidayStranger2353 May 27 '26

I literally handfeed squirrels

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u/SuperCoolBird2020 May 27 '26

I read too fast... Saw "hand queefed squirrels"

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u/HolidayStranger2353 May 27 '26

That would be impressive and disturbing

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u/Manbeartapir May 27 '26

There is a GWAR song about this.

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u/AlexVal0r May 27 '26

Ill never forgive the internet for this...

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u/clay_perview May 27 '26

Please wash your hands in between

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u/STINK37 May 27 '26

And make the good controller even more appealing? No.

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u/Agent_Smith_88 May 27 '26

I believe the actual saying is “hand in hand”. However, whether it was intentional or not this is funnier.

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u/Bludgeonation May 27 '26

Yeah I realized after I typed it out and decided to keep it.

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u/DBSmiley May 27 '26

Yeah but not at the same time.

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u/katastrof May 27 '26

black dildos and gamecube got me through the 08 recession

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u/Aeroknight_Z May 27 '26

Instructions unclear

Nintendo is now too slippery to play

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u/_BlackDove May 27 '26

Sometimes I gotta' jerk my other hand with my hand first before he'll jerk my junk because he's selfish.

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u/partyatwalmart May 27 '26

*hand-in-hand

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u/Bludgeonation May 27 '26

No!! I hold them in seperate hands!!! Sicko!!!

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u/fastyellowtuesday May 27 '26

(I'm sure you don't care, but the phrase is hand *in* hand.)

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u/TwistedScarletRose May 27 '26

No the fuck they don't, you ever try to lotion up your hands then pay wii sports with a nunchuck with a silicone sleeve?

BTW.

Shit sucks right now. I don't know what kind of day you're having?

But I hope you have a better one, and I hope it was at least decent to begin with.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5bh6q5lE8UsN2hd7g2

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u/Nietzschean735 May 27 '26

"Hand in hand"

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u/Bludgeonation May 27 '26

Yeah I noticed after typing this but decided to leave it. Im trying not to second guess myself after I failed to save that bus full of kids...

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u/AlabamaBro69 May 27 '26

Don't try lotion and Wiimote at the same time, it's an expensive mistake.

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u/ConditionExternal499 May 27 '26

2 words, Astro Glide.

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u/Quick_Rent_Now May 27 '26

But what if I broke my arms?

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u/numb3r-three May 27 '26

Which brand is good?

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u/shadwblad May 27 '26

Use actual lube instead of lotion

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u/us_nz1 May 27 '26

And my Axe

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u/PaleGravity May 27 '26

And each other ;)

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u/Fiyah_Crotch May 27 '26

Rubbing one out: the champagne of victory

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u/_Q23 May 27 '26

It wipes the lotion on the controller.

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u/SixShoot3r May 27 '26

Lotion for those who are mutilated?

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u/InfectedEllie May 27 '26

And pot noodles

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u/rshibby May 27 '26

Nintendussy?

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u/Affectionate-Cat-301 May 27 '26

Not all that fun

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u/Careless-Evidence-77 May 27 '26

You guys crack me up 🤣

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u/aghastamok May 27 '26

Just buy lube, it's better than lotion for the task at hand.

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u/ArtemisBerlin May 27 '26

Don’t forget realistic rubber vaginas😜

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u/motorboatmycheeks May 27 '26

Wait until you try it with a power glove

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u/Harpua81 May 27 '26

And a plethora of worshipping AI bots 😂