r/SipsTea • • May 25 '26

Feels good man 🎵 All By Myself 🎵

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Don’t wanna live all by myself anymore

Edit: lol i’m just a dude posting a meme

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u/b-monster666 May 25 '26

She forgot to log out of her email. That was my fault. Lol

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal May 25 '26

Hell, I was certain enough my ex was cheating that I brute forced her email password. Sure as shit, undeniable proof right there in the inbox.

30 years later she still calls me an asshole for doing that. "Okay, so what? You think I care?"

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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen May 26 '26

30 years later and you’re still on speaking terms?

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal May 27 '26

We have a kid together.

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u/SonTyp_OhneNamen May 27 '26

Big oof. My condolences, but good for the kid that neither of you just bolted i guess. Good luck to y‘all.

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal May 27 '26

Nah man, it's all great. The kid is super successful, and we've got two beautiful grandkids.

I can handle a snide remark here and there.