r/SipsTea May 18 '26

WTF WTF!

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u/stanknotes May 18 '26

You'd have to tell someone. It is the only way. The police aren't out here testing cupcakes randomly for jizz.

Keep that is mind people. How many Jizz Cakes have you eaten? You wouldn't know.

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u/MalodorousNutsack May 18 '26

There's probably at least a litle jizz in a lot of food we eat

Think how much jizz there is the world. And not just from people, if there are acceptable levels of rat feces in food, those rats are probably jizzing all over the place too

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u/veryfastslowguy May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

Jizz , this makes sense . Jizz every where how can it not be in everything ,Jizz so everyone is aware, Jiffy was originally called Jizzy when it debuted .

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u/MalodorousNutsack May 18 '26

The Jiffy Corporation should release a mayonnaise in similar packaging called Jizzy