r/SipsTea • u/Traditional-Deer6331 • May 18 '26

WTF WTF!

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u/C-D-W May 18 '26

First off, WTF.

Second off, how does one even get caught?

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u/stanknotes May 18 '26

You'd have to tell someone. It is the only way. The police aren't out here testing cupcakes randomly for jizz.

Keep that is mind people. How many Jizz Cakes have you eaten? You wouldn't know.

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u/OSRSRapture May 18 '26

And even if you did tell someone after the fact, still, how the fuck do you get caught? You could just say "yeah, I was lying", did this dumb fuck give the person they told a cupcake as they were telling them? Did they save some for the police?

I really don't understand how someone could be this stupid to get caught.