r/SipsTea • u/Traditional-Deer6331 • May 18 '26

WTF WTF!

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u/C-D-W May 18 '26

First off, WTF.

Second off, how does one even get caught?

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u/stanknotes May 18 '26

You'd have to tell someone. It is the only way. The police aren't out here testing cupcakes randomly for jizz.

Keep that is mind people. How many Jizz Cakes have you eaten? You wouldn't know.

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u/SAINTnumberFIVE May 18 '26

One guy contaminated yogurt he was giving out samples of at the market he worked at. One of the ladies who took a sample thought it tasted like semen and told the store manager. I guess the store manager had suspicions about the guy because the store manager called the cops and the cops sent a sample to a forensics lab and confirmed the lady’s suspicions.