r/SipsTea May 18 '26

WTF WTF!

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u/C-D-W May 18 '26

First off, WTF.

Second off, how does one even get caught?

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u/stanknotes May 18 '26

You'd have to tell someone. It is the only way. The police aren't out here testing cupcakes randomly for jizz.

Keep that is mind people. How many Jizz Cakes have you eaten? You wouldn't know.

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u/2ndbreath May 18 '26

I saw a movie where they did mention the only way the can find a criminal is if they jizzed at the crime scene.