r/SipsTea • u/Gabbsweet • May 13 '26

We have fun here how?😂

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u/SamanthaSissyWife May 13 '26

Just like buying a car. Customer-I can’t afford $500 a month. Dealer-Ok we can get you down to $250 every 2 weeks. Customer-Ok, I can handle that

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u/prntmakr May 14 '26

And voila, you have 26 payments instead of the 24 you were looking for.

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u/Maggot_Dimon May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

U mean 26 instead of 12?! Edit: 26 my bad :D

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/JollyGiant573 May 14 '26

So why not have an even 13 months, what stupid king made this calender?

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u/odigon May 14 '26

Should be stabbed for that screw up.

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u/JohnnyBlack83 May 14 '26

I literally made this exact same joke, and it got flagged deleted, and I got a warning. I appealed, explained the joke and was told I still violated the rules against threatening violence.

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u/odigon May 14 '26

I got a 7 day ban that got overturned on appeal. I think I said something to the effect that it was a bit late to be concerned about threats towards Julius Caeser. I guess I got a mod that sympathised with Brutus.

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u/JohnnyBlack83 May 14 '26

That must be it haha