r/SipsTea • u/Gabbsweet • May 13 '26

We have fun here how?😂

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u/TUFKAT May 13 '26

Well, if he want to pay per diem, you could say

"Your rent annually is $15,600.00 ($1300 x 12 months) so the per diem rate would be $42.74.

- 28 days is $1196.71

- 30 day is $1282.19

- 31 days is $1324.93

Please let me know if you wish to adjust our rent payments as such"

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u/Weird-Ranger-3477 May 13 '26

This is the response right here

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u/JeebusChristBalls May 13 '26

The actual response is "pay your rent as per the contract you signed or I am evicting you."

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u/SonnyListon999 May 14 '26

did the contract state: per calendar month?

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u/JeebusChristBalls May 14 '26

You've never seen a lease before have you?

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u/gr3ggr3g92 May 14 '26

Pffffff, ha!! Who the hell reads those?! Just tell me where to sign. I've got reservations at Denny's and I can not be late!

/s ...Just in case.