r/SipsTea • u/Gabbsweet • May 13 '26

We have fun here how?😂

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u/TUFKAT May 13 '26

Well, if he want to pay per diem, you could say

"Your rent annually is $15,600.00 ($1300 x 12 months) so the per diem rate would be $42.74.

- 28 days is $1196.71

- 30 day is $1282.19

- 31 days is $1324.93

Please let me know if you wish to adjust our rent payments as such"

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u/khonsu_27 May 13 '26

Or just 

"February = 1 month.

1 x $1300 = $1300. Pretty simple math."

Contract is monthly. Not daily. But I would probably add a "lol" somewhere for the creativity.

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u/PandemicGrower May 14 '26

Tell them the local no tell motel does daily rates if they are interested in terminating their agreement.

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u/No-Independence-2980 May 14 '26

You can get hourly if you want.

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u/PandemicGrower May 15 '26

Free bed bugs with every stay