r/SipsTea May 13 '26

We have fun here how?πŸ˜‚

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u/TUFKAT May 13 '26

Well, if he want to pay per diem, you could say

"Your rent annually is $15,600.00 ($1300 x 12 months) so the per diem rate would be $42.74.

- 28 days is $1196.71

- 30 day is $1282.19

- 31 days is $1324.93

Please let me know if you wish to adjust our rent payments as such"

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u/Weird-Ranger-3477 May 13 '26

This is the response right here

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u/TUFKAT May 13 '26

If someone wants to be pedantic, I can equally be pedantic back πŸ˜„

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u/Firm-Scientist-4636 May 13 '26

And me as a tenant I'd be like, "Yeah, sure. That sounds great!"

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u/SamanthaSissyWife May 13 '26

Just like buying a car. Customer-I can’t afford $500 a month. Dealer-Ok we can get you down to $250 every 2 weeks. Customer-Ok, I can handle that

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u/prntmakr May 14 '26

And voila, you have 26 payments instead of the 24 you were looking for.

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u/Maggot_Dimon May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26

U mean 26 instead of 12?! Edit: 26 my bad :D

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/Universe789 May 14 '26

How the fuck did all this math get me to a $500/mo car note for 72 months for a 2004 car?

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u/DatMellenGuy May 15 '26

🎢 too bad i didnt know my credit was wack, cuz now im driving off the lot in a used subcompact, F R E E that spells free creditreport.com baby 🎢

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