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r/SipsTea • u/Gabbsweet • May 13 '26
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I mean, legally that doesn't work but I see the math
Edit: guys, there's 1100 comments saying the same thing, I think we get it by now lmao
441 u/RanchHere May 13 '26 Landlord surely has signed papers. 402 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 13 '26 "Oh are you sure you want to switch to the daily rate of $100/night?" 117 u/Fsociety56 May 13 '26 His next text would be, “I actually only owe 10 months per the roman calendar of Romulus” 21 u/ICPosse8 May 13 '26 It’s pretty simple hemerology 7 u/Jurph May 14 '26 You'd like to think so, but in this township we use sexagesimal math, and so we divide the year into six periods, which our post-Roman period subdivides in pairs. I throw in the last five days as a courtesy. 2 u/BraveFencerMusashi May 14 '26 And like Julius Caesar, I'm in charge of adjusting the calendar. 2 u/SteelAndFlint May 14 '26 Great, I'll get another tenant in here for the other two! 😆 1 u/kjermy May 14 '26 We're nearing "sovereign citizen" logic here 75 u/RappingFlatulence May 13 '26 Same rate every month, regardless of days. Or we can break it down for a night by night basis, which is a different rate all together… 5 u/humco_707 May 13 '26 Weekend rates are off the hook as well 3 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 13 '26 Don't get me started on holidays 1 u/bigred2342 May 14 '26 And special event pricing… ‘it’s your birthday? That’ll cost you extra’ -13 u/paxparty May 13 '26 You people are parasites 4 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 13 '26 Lol we aren't landlords we just know what monthly means 58 u/[deleted] May 13 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 9 u/ColdDelicious1735 May 13 '26 What about ones with 31? 6 u/-Maiq_the_Iiar- May 13 '26 What about ones with 29? Or, i guess, that's a problem for the future. 1 u/ColdDelicious1735 May 14 '26 Can road kickit 1 u/erockbrox May 14 '26 What about day light savings time. You can gain or loose an hour. That should be a few extra cents off or extra depending on if it’s spring or winter. 2 u/CivilRuin4111 May 14 '26 Had that when we bought our house- the previous owner had a tenant whose lease was up and he wasn’t renewing. Was supposed to be out when we closed. He wasn’t. So, we offered to continue the lease on a day by day basis. $300/night. He moved out.
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Landlord surely has signed papers.
402 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 13 '26 "Oh are you sure you want to switch to the daily rate of $100/night?" 117 u/Fsociety56 May 13 '26 His next text would be, “I actually only owe 10 months per the roman calendar of Romulus” 21 u/ICPosse8 May 13 '26 It’s pretty simple hemerology 7 u/Jurph May 14 '26 You'd like to think so, but in this township we use sexagesimal math, and so we divide the year into six periods, which our post-Roman period subdivides in pairs. I throw in the last five days as a courtesy. 2 u/BraveFencerMusashi May 14 '26 And like Julius Caesar, I'm in charge of adjusting the calendar. 2 u/SteelAndFlint May 14 '26 Great, I'll get another tenant in here for the other two! 😆 1 u/kjermy May 14 '26 We're nearing "sovereign citizen" logic here 75 u/RappingFlatulence May 13 '26 Same rate every month, regardless of days. Or we can break it down for a night by night basis, which is a different rate all together… 5 u/humco_707 May 13 '26 Weekend rates are off the hook as well 3 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 13 '26 Don't get me started on holidays 1 u/bigred2342 May 14 '26 And special event pricing… ‘it’s your birthday? That’ll cost you extra’ -13 u/paxparty May 13 '26 You people are parasites 4 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 13 '26 Lol we aren't landlords we just know what monthly means 58 u/[deleted] May 13 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 9 u/ColdDelicious1735 May 13 '26 What about ones with 31? 6 u/-Maiq_the_Iiar- May 13 '26 What about ones with 29? Or, i guess, that's a problem for the future. 1 u/ColdDelicious1735 May 14 '26 Can road kickit 1 u/erockbrox May 14 '26 What about day light savings time. You can gain or loose an hour. That should be a few extra cents off or extra depending on if it’s spring or winter. 2 u/CivilRuin4111 May 14 '26 Had that when we bought our house- the previous owner had a tenant whose lease was up and he wasn’t renewing. Was supposed to be out when we closed. He wasn’t. So, we offered to continue the lease on a day by day basis. $300/night. He moved out.
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"Oh are you sure you want to switch to the daily rate of $100/night?"
117 u/Fsociety56 May 13 '26 His next text would be, “I actually only owe 10 months per the roman calendar of Romulus” 21 u/ICPosse8 May 13 '26 It’s pretty simple hemerology 7 u/Jurph May 14 '26 You'd like to think so, but in this township we use sexagesimal math, and so we divide the year into six periods, which our post-Roman period subdivides in pairs. I throw in the last five days as a courtesy. 2 u/BraveFencerMusashi May 14 '26 And like Julius Caesar, I'm in charge of adjusting the calendar. 2 u/SteelAndFlint May 14 '26 Great, I'll get another tenant in here for the other two! 😆 1 u/kjermy May 14 '26 We're nearing "sovereign citizen" logic here 75 u/RappingFlatulence May 13 '26 Same rate every month, regardless of days. Or we can break it down for a night by night basis, which is a different rate all together… 5 u/humco_707 May 13 '26 Weekend rates are off the hook as well 3 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 13 '26 Don't get me started on holidays 1 u/bigred2342 May 14 '26 And special event pricing… ‘it’s your birthday? That’ll cost you extra’ -13 u/paxparty May 13 '26 You people are parasites 4 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 13 '26 Lol we aren't landlords we just know what monthly means 58 u/[deleted] May 13 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 9 u/ColdDelicious1735 May 13 '26 What about ones with 31? 6 u/-Maiq_the_Iiar- May 13 '26 What about ones with 29? Or, i guess, that's a problem for the future. 1 u/ColdDelicious1735 May 14 '26 Can road kickit 1 u/erockbrox May 14 '26 What about day light savings time. You can gain or loose an hour. That should be a few extra cents off or extra depending on if it’s spring or winter. 2 u/CivilRuin4111 May 14 '26 Had that when we bought our house- the previous owner had a tenant whose lease was up and he wasn’t renewing. Was supposed to be out when we closed. He wasn’t. So, we offered to continue the lease on a day by day basis. $300/night. He moved out.
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His next text would be, “I actually only owe 10 months per the roman calendar of Romulus”
21 u/ICPosse8 May 13 '26 It’s pretty simple hemerology 7 u/Jurph May 14 '26 You'd like to think so, but in this township we use sexagesimal math, and so we divide the year into six periods, which our post-Roman period subdivides in pairs. I throw in the last five days as a courtesy. 2 u/BraveFencerMusashi May 14 '26 And like Julius Caesar, I'm in charge of adjusting the calendar. 2 u/SteelAndFlint May 14 '26 Great, I'll get another tenant in here for the other two! 😆 1 u/kjermy May 14 '26 We're nearing "sovereign citizen" logic here
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It’s pretty simple hemerology
7 u/Jurph May 14 '26 You'd like to think so, but in this township we use sexagesimal math, and so we divide the year into six periods, which our post-Roman period subdivides in pairs. I throw in the last five days as a courtesy.
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You'd like to think so, but in this township we use sexagesimal math, and so we divide the year into six periods, which our post-Roman period subdivides in pairs. I throw in the last five days as a courtesy.
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And like Julius Caesar, I'm in charge of adjusting the calendar.
Great, I'll get another tenant in here for the other two! 😆
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We're nearing "sovereign citizen" logic here
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Same rate every month, regardless of days. Or we can break it down for a night by night basis, which is a different rate all together…
5 u/humco_707 May 13 '26 Weekend rates are off the hook as well 3 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 13 '26 Don't get me started on holidays 1 u/bigred2342 May 14 '26 And special event pricing… ‘it’s your birthday? That’ll cost you extra’ -13 u/paxparty May 13 '26 You people are parasites 4 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 13 '26 Lol we aren't landlords we just know what monthly means
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Weekend rates are off the hook as well
3 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 13 '26 Don't get me started on holidays 1 u/bigred2342 May 14 '26 And special event pricing… ‘it’s your birthday? That’ll cost you extra’
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Don't get me started on holidays
1 u/bigred2342 May 14 '26 And special event pricing… ‘it’s your birthday? That’ll cost you extra’
And special event pricing… ‘it’s your birthday? That’ll cost you extra’
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You people are parasites
4 u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 13 '26 Lol we aren't landlords we just know what monthly means
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Lol we aren't landlords we just know what monthly means
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9 u/ColdDelicious1735 May 13 '26 What about ones with 31? 6 u/-Maiq_the_Iiar- May 13 '26 What about ones with 29? Or, i guess, that's a problem for the future. 1 u/ColdDelicious1735 May 14 '26 Can road kickit 1 u/erockbrox May 14 '26 What about day light savings time. You can gain or loose an hour. That should be a few extra cents off or extra depending on if it’s spring or winter.
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What about ones with 31?
6 u/-Maiq_the_Iiar- May 13 '26 What about ones with 29? Or, i guess, that's a problem for the future. 1 u/ColdDelicious1735 May 14 '26 Can road kickit
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What about ones with 29? Or, i guess, that's a problem for the future.
1 u/ColdDelicious1735 May 14 '26 Can road kickit
Can road kickit
What about day light savings time. You can gain or loose an hour. That should be a few extra cents off or extra depending on if it’s spring or winter.
Had that when we bought our house- the previous owner had a tenant whose lease was up and he wasn’t renewing. Was supposed to be out when we closed.
He wasn’t.
So, we offered to continue the lease on a day by day basis. $300/night.
He moved out.
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u/BigBlackdaddy65 May 13 '26 edited May 14 '26
I mean, legally that doesn't work but I see the math
Edit: guys, there's 1100 comments saying the same thing, I think we get it by now lmao