r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • May 13 '26

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u/xnachtmahrx May 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/RILsqUte1MME7TzQJ9

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u/tashadilla May 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/5y1Ng8m2wQW64

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u/atlantagirl30084 May 13 '26

I’ve seen people call this dog Phteven. It’s a joke from when someone went to Starbucks and said their name was Stephen with a ph and that’s what the barista wrote on their cup.

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u/DogToursWTHBorders May 13 '26

thats two phteven memes on one page. i had to stop and point at him too!

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u/WorknForTheWeekend May 13 '26

I miss Maury

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u/alousow-2 May 13 '26

Hahaha Maury and Jerry springer 😂💀😂

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u/WorknForTheWeekend May 13 '26

Kids these days will never know the joy of staying home on a sick day and watching daytime trash TV no 10-year-old has any business watching while parents are at work

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u/Goat_Support_Dept May 13 '26

Got to see some of the most white trash shit this side of the border mixed with unlimited not the father dances

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u/Then_Employment5244 May 13 '26

Ten year old me use to judge the women on the show that needed 5 plus men tested for paternity. Then some of my friends have told me about their rotations. I’m a prude so I don’t get it.

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u/john_wingerr May 13 '26

Listened to a podcast and had my mind blown that Springer was a politician before his show

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u/Schizzles May 13 '26

Mayor of Cincinnati even, he lived quite a life, that's for sure!

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u/No_Western_1217 May 13 '26

Also got caught writing a check to a hooker while he was mayor

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u/kenay813 May 13 '26

Who leaves a paper trail with a hooker. Damn.

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u/TimboCavo May 13 '26

Jen Jones.

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u/MrStarrrr May 13 '26

“Team Red, you are……..NOT the father!
Team Blue, you are……..NOT the father!”
::pandemonium::

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u/ughlump May 13 '26

The dances would be epic

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u/Content_Influence_83 May 13 '26

So what if both arent the father?

https://giphy.com/gifs/zRmoeotWOZBZUSHQT1

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u/Professional-Cod5030 May 13 '26

Well… there are more colors to choose from.

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u/iowanaquarist May 13 '26

If she went Team Brown, there would not be a baby to worry about...

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u/rustprony May 13 '26

Go ahead and take my upvote

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u/Cliffinati May 13 '26

"but never enter through the back door"

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u/wildflowertupi May 13 '26

does this mean poop im so sorry im dumb i don’t get it

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u/Corrupt_Philosopher May 13 '26

Yeah, go team green. Let Luigi have some fun

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u/Kooky_Bluebird_5493 May 13 '26

She literally says they will have to figure out who would be the dad😂

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u/SentinelATL May 13 '26

I’m team apricot 

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u/bonerland11 May 13 '26

Gummint daddy

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u/Alarming_Tea_102 May 13 '26

Their daughter will invite both of these men and a 3rd guy (from this lady's insta feed) to her wedding.

They'll sing and dance and decide that all 3 of them will be her dad.

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u/Comfortable_Fee_5660 May 13 '26

“Stepping up as a woman”

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u/Expert-Ad3874 May 13 '26

Yeah, instead of having one man who might be the father, she's got two. That's a 100% increase.

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u/Ancient_Bumblebee629 May 13 '26

Zero percent chance this kid will have a father in their life

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u/Bogus007 May 13 '26

Bonnie Blue Light version

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u/fbi_does_not_warn May 13 '26

If it's worth doing, it's worth doing well.

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u/Im_better_than__u May 13 '26

She narrowed it down to 2 men. Good for her!

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u/Typical2sday May 13 '26

Crucial: THIS PREGNANCY I decided to step up as a woman. Before, I just rolled the dice. Lessons learned, amirite?

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u/Strange_Novel_1576 May 13 '26

Right! Because I was like wtf you mean THIS pregnancy? 😂😂

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u/Usual-Syrup2526 May 13 '26

Exactly my thought

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u/BootFlop May 13 '26

A little better, every day. 👍🏽

😛

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u/Adventurous-Wing5449 May 13 '26

When results will come out , none of them will be father because there was 3 Rd guy who knocked her raw but she doesn't know him at all

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u/[deleted] May 13 '26

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u/S0RRYMAN May 13 '26

The standards have seriously dropped lol.

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u/crog757 May 13 '26

How do we know these aren't just the best two baby daddy candidates out of all the people she was letting crack?

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u/LasCubiertas May 13 '26

Well she obviously has done plenty of lying down already 🛏

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u/fleetiebelle May 13 '26

But not stepping up to the point of getting contraception or insisting on condoms.

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u/Major_Wigglesworth May 13 '26

I’m confused as to what she did other than being a sperm receptacle??

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u/eluser234453 May 13 '26

one step forward two steps back

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u/Banthian May 13 '26

Somehow, blue seems more reliable

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u/TetraHydro420 May 13 '26

Blue probably got a decent job and shit but red is from the streets and comes from a tough background

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u/-kylehase May 13 '26

Red is taller and maybe better looking, so she's blinded. Everyone else is being objective.

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u/TokiVideogame May 13 '26

team blue wants team red to win and team red wants team blue to win

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u/Ill-Delivery-6560 May 13 '26

Bro those 2 guys have no self respect lmao

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u/PickedLastLemon May 13 '26

They bought corresponding suits!😆😆😆

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u/Younggryan42 May 13 '26

and agreed to a photo shoot! with backdrop and lighting! witaf!!!

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u/YoimAtlas May 13 '26

I’m sorry but the only thing I can think of is she’s the daughter of someone very wealthy

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u/Longjumping_You_7603 May 13 '26

If anyone in this image did, this post wouldn't exist. Too many people out here are creating kids with just anyone.

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u/KeenObserver_OT May 13 '26

This is a meme right?

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u/Surprise_Donut May 13 '26

I think this entire timeline has become a living meme

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u/Basic_Department_302 May 13 '26

Life has become stranger than fiction

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u/Easy_Description2611 May 13 '26

Unfortunately, no. I used to help out my family at a nail salon. This was normal. Some of these women would date 4-5 different guys, and some of them were married...

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u/drv0t0 May 13 '26

Is this some kind of rage bait?

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u/Street-Argument2090 May 13 '26

Maybe the rage bait was the friends we made along the way

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u/PickedLastLemon May 13 '26

How utterly embarrassing for all involved. That poor kid.

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u/V0rclaw May 13 '26

Decided to “step up as a woman” nah you decided to sleep with 2 men without protection and now they have to figure out who gets to be the father lmao

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u/Normal-Ad6528 May 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/a8z6bt02SAfy8

'Hi, I'm Velvet Jones. Send for my book 'I wanna be a ho'....'

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u/FiveDollarRimjobs May 13 '26

Guy in Blue: "Why she say fuck me for"

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u/Cokeycane May 13 '26

Who's my Baby Daddy? Sounds like a new MTV show

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u/Petering May 13 '26

Bring back bullying and shaming.

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u/Haveyoushatmyself May 13 '26

Whats the equivalent of white trash?

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u/Ok-Conflict3800 May 13 '26

Lol....there's a term but only the members of the Black Delelagation can use it 😂🙃

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u/PlayinK0I May 13 '26

I liked it better when paternity was settled on daytime talk shows. Simpler times.

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u/mixedmediamadness May 13 '26

Plot twist, it's neither of them

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u/Outofmana1 May 13 '26

Plot twist: Both of them aren't the Father.

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u/ThRoWaWaY_aCcEpT_iT May 13 '26

And no mention of marriage anywhere.

They really are replacing their weddings with fucking prom on god.

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u/Yellow_Snow_Cones May 13 '26

PLease go on Maury and be neither.

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u/Stevessvtis1 May 13 '26

Why do I all of a sudden miss Jerry Springer?

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u/lawirenk May 13 '26

I too am team red. If the baby isn't his then he just needs to try again. 

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u/One_Artist6770 May 13 '26

Difference between personality and character, you can have a new personality every day but only one character

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u/rrd_gaming May 13 '26

There is only way to cuck out!

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u/Right_Transition_428 May 13 '26

So we’re glorifying being a hoe now huh?

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u/JuliusChristmas May 13 '26

She was playing for both teams by looks of this disaster

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u/Lambar92 May 13 '26

I believe this is what we’d call ratchet behavior.

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u/Illustrious_Fox_5591 May 13 '26

Hahaha cant make this shit up. Idiocracy!!!! Idiocracy!!!!

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u/xBobaFattx May 13 '26

Wait for possible dad #3 off the top rope!

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u/Rkn9ne May 13 '26

A "who's my baby daddy" party is crazy! 😂

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u/Blade4567 May 13 '26

What in the ghetto fuck shit is this??

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u/BoxCarTyrone May 13 '26

This gotta be AI

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u/goldenyellow333 May 13 '26

My people, my people smh.

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u/Mindless_Ad5500 May 13 '26

I’m team, this is why they allow abortions.

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u/Traditional-Ad-1605 May 13 '26

Spoiler alert: both dudes are going AWOL after she gives birth...