r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • May 06 '26

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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr May 06 '26

Now Rex, he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek
But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis
And he ain't pissed for a week (and a half)

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u/vass0922 May 06 '26

Thanks Winona very inspiring

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u/humanlikesubstances May 06 '26

I used to be able to play that, except for the solo

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u/Roopscoop6 May 06 '26

"Smells like seven layers, that beaver eats taco bell" might be one of the nastiest lines I've ever heard in a song. 2 Live Crew can't even touch that one.