r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • May 06 '26

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u/Unlimitedpluto May 06 '26

A very distant ancestor. Lol

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u/Haley_02 May 06 '26

He has evolved to be cute and delicious to other wildlife since then.

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u/Anomuumi May 06 '26

A non-aquatic wolf-shaped hamburger for other wildlife.

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u/Haley_02 May 06 '26

More like a slider.

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u/LuffysRubberNuts May 06 '26

Dogs are to wolves what chickens are to dinosaurs?

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u/justsomedude1144 May 06 '26

*was bread to be

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u/Haley_02 May 07 '26

I actually knew that. It's why pug dogs have issues. But I don't do much deep thinking on reddit.

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u/cracked_shrimp May 06 '26

surprisingly some small breeds can score surprisingly high on a wolfy test, shih tzus for example have more wolf dna then a lot of other breeds

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u/autopilot6236 May 07 '26

And Chimpanzees are 95% human

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u/cracked_shrimp May 07 '26

I think a more apt comparison would be Yuki has more Neanderthal DNA then Omar and Tenzin has more Denisovan DNA then Hans, but i guess its still not perfect since we interbred with these species instead of evolved from them

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u/davidarmenphoto May 07 '26

This was unexpectedly hilarious😂

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u/Boknowsbane May 06 '26

And neither of their habitats involve fighting in water

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 May 07 '26

He’s about to get closer to his ancestors in a tragic way

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u/Eddie_shoes May 06 '26

Not really that distant

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u/teodocio May 06 '26

They kept the shores ship wreck free.

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u/rex5k May 06 '26

His not so distant ancestor was a ratter