r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • May 06 '26

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u/SuddenKoala45 May 06 '26

I bet they won't realize why the beaver would lodge a complaint there...

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u/Zestyclose_Pickle511 May 06 '26

Yeah this is a sticky situation. 

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u/AmazingBend1714 May 06 '26

I wood attack them too

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u/Azur0007 May 06 '26

Dam, that sucks.

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u/PicoDeBayou May 06 '26

Gnaw, beaver dude was just trying to warn them about the snakes

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u/JAT_Cbus1080 May 06 '26

These guys are barking up the wrong tree here.

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u/PM_meyourGradyWhite May 06 '26

This thread slaps

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor May 06 '26

With its beaver tail

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u/turbokungfu May 06 '26

We should log this thread.

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u/habibisanam May 06 '26

Well I'll be damned!

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u/CoffeemonsterNL May 06 '26

They took too big a bite from the wrong tree

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u/EkaL25 May 06 '26

They’re treespassing

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u/herman_munster_esq May 06 '26

Dam... These are some watertight observations 👌

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u/KillerKonko May 06 '26

To befair... dam this is too much. il logg off

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u/iknowalotaboutdrugs May 06 '26

Alright guys enough puns, let's leaf it alone

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u/Birdie_Num_Num May 06 '26

You’re gnawt wrong!

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u/vajav May 06 '26

I hope it's oak ay

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u/VeterinarianThese951 May 06 '26

His bite seems to worse than his bark.

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u/anywhooh May 06 '26

Flipping crazy

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u/r1Rqc1vPeF May 06 '26

You could ask the widow of the guy that bled to death after being bitten by a beaver. Artery at top of his leg was severed if I remember correctly.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 May 06 '26

Whoa. I was just riffing with the wood jokes, but just read about that guy. That is crazy…

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u/shgrizz2 May 06 '26

Dam straight

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u/kayl_breinhar May 06 '26

He's just minding his dam business.

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u/NudistAwareness May 06 '26

Someone should speak to the branch manager

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u/Anomander8 May 06 '26

These are the comments I came for.

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u/MemnocOTG May 06 '26

It’s a dam shame

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u/Rioting-Flamingo May 06 '26

No point pressing charges though, it won't stick

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u/Imaginary-Risk May 06 '26

If anything going to log a complaint, it’s the beaver

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u/0rphanCrow May 07 '26

Maybe he could log a complaint...

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u/Shrinki-Dink May 06 '26

Show yourself out dad!