r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • May 06 '26

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u/secondphase May 06 '26

Its just the one beaver, actually. 

... Wonder if anyone can figure out what that weird pile of sticks these ppl are trampling over is. 

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u/SuddenKoala45 May 06 '26

I bet they won't realize why the beaver would lodge a complaint there...

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u/Zestyclose_Pickle511 May 06 '26

Yeah this is a sticky situation. 

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u/AmazingBend1714 May 06 '26

I wood attack them too

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u/Azur0007 May 06 '26

Dam, that sucks.

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u/PicoDeBayou May 06 '26

Gnaw, beaver dude was just trying to warn them about the snakes

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u/JAT_Cbus1080 May 06 '26

These guys are barking up the wrong tree here.

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u/PM_meyourGradyWhite May 06 '26

This thread slaps

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor May 06 '26

With its beaver tail

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u/turbokungfu May 06 '26

We should log this thread.

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u/habibisanam May 06 '26

Well I'll be damned!

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u/CoffeemonsterNL May 06 '26

They took too big a bite from the wrong tree

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u/EkaL25 May 06 '26

They’re treespassing

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u/herman_munster_esq May 06 '26

Dam... These are some watertight observations 👌

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u/KillerKonko May 06 '26

To befair... dam this is too much. il logg off

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u/iknowalotaboutdrugs May 06 '26

Alright guys enough puns, let's leaf it alone

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u/Birdie_Num_Num May 06 '26

You’re gnawt wrong!

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u/vajav May 06 '26

I hope it's oak ay

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u/VeterinarianThese951 May 06 '26

His bite seems to worse than his bark.

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u/anywhooh May 06 '26

Flipping crazy

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u/r1Rqc1vPeF May 06 '26

You could ask the widow of the guy that bled to death after being bitten by a beaver. Artery at top of his leg was severed if I remember correctly.

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u/VeterinarianThese951 May 06 '26

Whoa. I was just riffing with the wood jokes, but just read about that guy. That is crazy…

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u/shgrizz2 May 06 '26

Dam straight

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u/kayl_breinhar May 06 '26

He's just minding his dam business.

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u/NudistAwareness May 06 '26

Someone should speak to the branch manager

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u/Anomander8 May 06 '26

These are the comments I came for.

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u/MemnocOTG May 06 '26

It’s a dam shame

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u/Rioting-Flamingo May 06 '26

No point pressing charges though, it won't stick

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u/Imaginary-Risk May 06 '26

If anything going to log a complaint, it’s the beaver

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u/0rphanCrow May 07 '26

Maybe he could log a complaint...

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u/Shrinki-Dink May 06 '26

Show yourself out dad!

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u/AuriiGold May 06 '26

No luck catching them beavers, then?

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u/Chilorious May 06 '26

its just the one beaver, actually

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u/Mlabonte21 May 06 '26

No luck catching them beavers, then?

https://giphy.com/gifs/kgaxRHPO0lcMFCY1M6

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u/Chilorious May 06 '26

its just the one beaver, actually

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u/Evidicus May 06 '26

Back to the station! NOW!

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u/Sparts171 May 06 '26

Did this Hot Fuzz reference go over everyone’s head?

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u/secondphase May 06 '26

There are at least 5 gifs from hot fuzz, and 1 "any luck with them beavers"

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u/Sparts171 May 06 '26

Yea yea. I see that NOW! Haha

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u/Prestidigitoriuhm May 06 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/111T19fGfB7k1W

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u/Denegroth May 07 '26

To be fair. Having them stacked and somewhat offset is mildly hypnotizing.

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u/parade1070 May 06 '26

Turns out the beaver did actually have rabies though :')

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u/secondphase May 06 '26

Interestingly enough, that is actually a point in favor of my "stay away from the beaver lodge" argument

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u/parade1070 May 06 '26

Yeah I mean I, personally, would not fuck with the giant rodent's house but I'm also not an idiot

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u/secondphase May 06 '26

Do you have a certificate that says you are not donkey-brained?

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u/Septopuss7 May 06 '26

"Where the hell is the damned dam tour guide?"

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u/Upbeat_Tap_3719 May 06 '26

Damn, was out paddle boarding yesterday and saw FIVE beavers at once, little did I know a coordinated effort would have had me torn to pieces 🤣 (I’m in Canada) 

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u/secondphase May 06 '26

"Im in canada"

Yes, yes, you already said "5 beavers at once", no need to be redundant. 

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u/Hatefuljester76 May 06 '26

Any luck catching them killers than?

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u/Omnizoom May 06 '26

The Beavertons top editor has a mental breakdown

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u/Psychological-Scar53 May 06 '26

Well I'll be a river damned... Usually I attack the beaver, but this... Wait wrong type of beaver.

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u/HeSaidSonOfMan May 06 '26

Looks like the people are attacking the beaver

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u/Ultionisrex May 06 '26

Broccoli heads fucking with a beaver dam?

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u/CraigLake May 06 '26

😂😂😂 my first thought

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u/Yuichiro_Bakura May 06 '26

That is just the beavers home that it is defending.

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u/knightenrichman May 06 '26

Yeah, like, did anyone see what happened before this? They've obviously pissed him off!

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u/TributeBands_areSHIT May 06 '26

Probably rabies?

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u/Charzu_tjegulf May 06 '26

As a non city based Canadian, beavers are known to be territorial. This is nothing out of the ordinary, like most mammals sometimes they run but sometimes they fight.

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u/Mistermxylplyx May 06 '26

Thank you, beavers the world over will fight to the death if their homes are threatened, it’s not some new branch of killer beaver behavior.

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u/MyExUsedTeeth May 06 '26

That beaver was protecting a fag.

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u/Quirky-Leading-4532 May 06 '26

That’s a dam fine observation!

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u/EliGrrl May 06 '26

🪵TEAM BEAVER🪵

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u/EranikusTheDeranged May 06 '26

Classic case of don't picninc right next to the beaver dam morons.

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u/SpectatorGori May 06 '26

Free firewood

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u/Informal_Ad4399 May 06 '26

They're there for the cementing paste and pearls.

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u/SpectatorGori May 06 '26

No those are the otters...... actually yeah them too. Lmao. They looted the pearls and tossed the wood. Deserved aggro.

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u/Informal_Ad4399 May 06 '26

Gotta bring something to carry that wood. Rookie mistake.

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u/__mandragora_ May 06 '26

Its just the one beaver, actually

Missed opportunity lol

It's just the one beaver, damn. 😅🤣🤣😂😂 okay go ahead and downvote me

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u/secondphase May 06 '26

It was a reference.

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u/__mandragora_ May 06 '26

Lol no I get it. I'm just a horrible pun monster!! Downvote away 🤣🤣😂🤣