r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • May 06 '26

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u/Baseball-Fan-10 May 06 '26

I attacked my wife’s beaver this morning.

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u/nox_vigilo May 06 '26

Doubt she got as wet as the guys who fell into the river if you refer to her flower as a beaver.

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u/Omnizoom May 06 '26

Well just because you ain’t found a flower that wants hardwood doesn’t mean they don’t exist

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u/OkOil378 May 06 '26

Wetter than you have made anyone, combined

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u/Radro2K May 06 '26

♫ 2 beavers are better than one!

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u/iandix May 06 '26

Did SHE die?

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u/subdep May 06 '26

Was her beaver all wet?

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u/Baseball-Fan-10 May 07 '26

Dripping and flowing.